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I can't remember where the second one is.

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Excuse me.

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Hashtag "blessed." He just got what I can only assume will be his first of many sexual harassment accusations. Mom paid off the school, and now the gymnasium is named after us. Of course she did. What about Tragic Mike? All I'm saying is, if I was on one of those planes, 9/11 would've ended with a bunch of terrorists skydiving over Connecticut without their parachutes. - Yeah. You like that? - Yes. Yes. - Yeah, I do like it. - Ooh. - Kiss me in front of my son. - Now, huh? Mm... He might actually be a decent actor. -Hmm. -He's been doing an Oscar-worthy job - of pretending to find my sister appealing. - Now he wants Mom to fund a film for him.

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That's what? That's the best you can do? Excited to see your grandma? Listen, you cocksucker. It's Christmas, so why don't you take your best offer, gift wrap it, and ram it up your fucking box.

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I'll never get over the fact that you grew up like this. My therapist says I'll never get over it, either.

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I need a drink. ♪ Two turtledoves ♪ ♪ And a partridge in a pear tree... ♪ Hey, look at that.

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Ho, ho, ho, ho. Merry Christmas. Hope you're on the nice list. That doesn't go over there.

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No, we can hang back. Yeah. Trudy, honey?

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Come on over here.

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Yes!

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Yes.

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-Well, that makes her sound like a whore. -Okay. Oh, she doesn't even know the meaning of the word. I'm starving. Let's eat. Great. And, Mom, I think Gertrude is a beautiful name. Mm-hmm. I only call her Gertrude. - Merry Christmas, Gertrude. - Come on, Bertrude. ♪ When the kids are fast asleep ♪ ♪ Gently down the stairs we'll creep ♪ ♪ Then we'll lock and bolt all the doors ♪ ♪ Just you and me and Santa Claus ♪ ♪ We'll be as quiet as quiet can be ♪ ♪ Planting toys under the tree ♪ ♪ We'll be crawling around on all fours ♪ ♪ Just you and me ♪ ♪ And Santa Claus ♪ ♪ For soon will be ♪ ♪ That magic time ♪ ♪ When we hear that midnight chime ♪ ♪ When that flying sleigh ♪ ♪ Finally flies away ♪ ♪ We'll have a very merry Christmas Day ♪ ♪ We'll raise a toast to the team with the most ♪ ♪ The best there ever was ♪ ♪ You and me and Santa Claus... ♪ Another fucking Christmas.

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This year has been weird. I never got to tell Santa what I wanted for Christmas. Oh, honey. Come here. You know what? You go put your pj's on, and I will be two minutes.

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I made these all by myself. - No way. - Mm-hmm. I even made one that looks exactly like Santa. - Exactly. - Yeah.

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Honey, what's wrong? Daddy never took me to see Santa at the mall this year.

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It's perfect. No peeking. This house has so many chimneys.

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Santa gets a candy cane, too? Yeah. Mm, okay.

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Yes! Okay...

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