Santa, please don't die. Wake up. Wake up. We need to get him close to the fire. Jason.
Violent Night
2.1s
I believe in him, too.
Violent Night
9.2s
I need a drink. ♪ Two turtledoves ♪ ♪ And a partridge in a pear tree... ♪ Hey, look at that.
Violent Night
19.4s
Nope. Just jolly old Saint Nick. ♪ Here on Christmas Day ♪ ♪ When the ones you love are there ♪ ♪ You can feel the magic in the air... ♪ - Oh, God! - There you go. A little stocking stuffer.
Violent Night
1.4s
Move, move.
Violent Night
25.1s
Ho-Ho-Holy shit. ♪ Christmas will never go away. ♪ Gertrude would never trust anybody who wasn't blood with this kind of info. So... the in-laws wouldn't know shit, which means that I can shoot her... unless you tell me where the fucking money is. Please don't, okay? It's Christmas. Shut up!
Violent Night
4.3s
Santa gets a candy cane, too? Yeah. Mm, okay.
Violent Night
8s
I made these all by myself. - No way. - Mm-hmm. I even made one that looks exactly like Santa. - Exactly. - Yeah.
Violent Night
2.4s
You little fucking brat.
Violent Night
21.6s
This year has been weird. I never got to tell Santa what I wanted for Christmas. Oh, honey. Come here. You know what? You go put your pj's on, and I will be two minutes.
Violent Night
3.8s
You know, booby traps don't work unless you hide them.
Violent Night
5.8s
It's perfect. No peeking. This house has so many chimneys.
Violent Night
3.9s
Is this a fucking joke? No.
Violent Night
2.4s
Merry Christmas to you, too, Senator.
Violent Night
8.6s
Where is it? Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck. Fuck, fuck, fuck. - I got to watch. - Fuck!
Violent Night
2.3s
Oh, fuck you people!
Violent Night
1m22s
-Well, that makes her sound like a whore. -Okay. Oh, she doesn't even know the meaning of the word. I'm starving. Let's eat. Great. And, Mom, I think Gertrude is a beautiful name. Mm-hmm. I only call her Gertrude. - Merry Christmas, Gertrude. - Come on, Bertrude. ♪ When the kids are fast asleep ♪ ♪ Gently down the stairs we'll creep ♪ ♪ Then we'll lock and bolt all the doors ♪ ♪ Just you and me and Santa Claus ♪ ♪ We'll be as quiet as quiet can be ♪ ♪ Planting toys under the tree ♪ ♪ We'll be crawling around on all fours ♪ ♪ Just you and me ♪ ♪ And Santa Claus ♪ ♪ For soon will be ♪ ♪ That magic time ♪ ♪ When we hear that midnight chime ♪ ♪ When that flying sleigh ♪ ♪ Finally flies away ♪ ♪ We'll have a very merry Christmas Day ♪ ♪ We'll raise a toast to the team with the most ♪ ♪ The best there ever was ♪ ♪ You and me and Santa Claus... ♪ Another fucking Christmas.