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I need a drink. ♪ Two turtledoves ♪ ♪ And a partridge in a pear tree... ♪ Hey, look at that.

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Ho-Ho-Holy shit. ♪ Christmas will never go away. ♪ Gertrude would never trust anybody who wasn't blood with this kind of info. So... the in-laws wouldn't know shit, which means that I can shoot her... unless you tell me where the fucking money is. Please don't, okay? It's Christmas. Shut up!

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Santa gets a candy cane, too? Yeah. Mm, okay.

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I made these all by myself. - No way. - Mm-hmm. I even made one that looks exactly like Santa. - Exactly. - Yeah.

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This year has been weird. I never got to tell Santa what I wanted for Christmas. Oh, honey. Come here. You know what? You go put your pj's on, and I will be two minutes.

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It's perfect. No peeking. This house has so many chimneys.

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Merry Christmas to you, too, Senator.

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-Well, that makes her sound like a whore. -Okay. Oh, she doesn't even know the meaning of the word. I'm starving. Let's eat. Great. And, Mom, I think Gertrude is a beautiful name. Mm-hmm. I only call her Gertrude. - Merry Christmas, Gertrude. - Come on, Bertrude. ♪ When the kids are fast asleep ♪ ♪ Gently down the stairs we'll creep ♪ ♪ Then we'll lock and bolt all the doors ♪ ♪ Just you and me and Santa Claus ♪ ♪ We'll be as quiet as quiet can be ♪ ♪ Planting toys under the tree ♪ ♪ We'll be crawling around on all fours ♪ ♪ Just you and me ♪ ♪ And Santa Claus ♪ ♪ For soon will be ♪ ♪ That magic time ♪ ♪ When we hear that midnight chime ♪ ♪ When that flying sleigh ♪ ♪ Finally flies away ♪ ♪ We'll have a very merry Christmas Day ♪ ♪ We'll raise a toast to the team with the most ♪ ♪ The best there ever was ♪ ♪ You and me and Santa Claus... ♪ Another fucking Christmas.

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He didn't.

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Damn right it does.

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No.

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Fucking die.

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Oh, yeah. That's the stuff.

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They're right outside.

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Homemade. Mmm.

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Merry Christmas. Why in the hell are you standing all the way back there?

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Because you have been so good to me and Mommy this year, we decided that you could have one gift... early! Really?

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Oh, no.

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I need a drink. ♪ Two turtledoves ♪ ♪ And a partridge in a pear tree... ♪ Hey, look at that.

Ho-Ho-Holy shit. ♪ Christmas will never go away. ♪ Gertrude would never trust anybody who wasn't blood with this kind of info. So... the in-laws wouldn't know shit, which means that I can shoot her... unless you tell me where the fucking money is. Please don't, okay? It's Christmas. Shut up!

Santa gets a candy cane, too? Yeah. Mm, okay.

I made these all by myself. - No way. - Mm-hmm. I even made one that looks exactly like Santa. - Exactly. - Yeah.

This year has been weird. I never got to tell Santa what I wanted for Christmas. Oh, honey. Come here. You know what? You go put your pj's on, and I will be two minutes.

It's perfect. No peeking. This house has so many chimneys.

Merry Christmas to you, too, Senator.

He didn't.

Damn right it does.

No.

Fucking die.

Oh, yeah. That's the stuff.

They're right outside.

Homemade. Mmm.

Merry Christmas. Why in the hell are you standing all the way back there?

Because you have been so good to me and Mommy this year, we decided that you could have one gift... early! Really?

Oh, no.