You gotta protect yourself out there. Otherwise, you're gonna get fucked.
Joker
2s
What? You think that's funny?
Joker
31.7s
Come sit. It's starting. Yay, Murray. From NCB Studios in Gotham City, it's Live with Murray Franklin! Tonight, Murray welcomes Sandra Winger... Oh, Sandra Winger's on. ...and the piano stylings of Yeldon and Chantel. Joining Murray, as always, Ellis Drane and his jazz orchestra. And now, without further ado, Murray Franklin.
Joker
2.3s
Why would you do that, Arthur?
Joker
5.5s
I have... I have a condition. I'll tell you what you have, you asshole. Whoa!
Joker
2.2s
Just don't forget to mail it.
Joker
2.6s
I wasn't bothering him. I was... Just stop.
Joker
2.5s
Get down! Get the fuck back!
Joker
13.9s
Hi. What's your name? I'm Bruce. Bruce. I'm Arthur.
Joker
3.1s
Shit. Sorry, Gary.
Joker
1.5s
Um...
Joker
17.6s
Anyway, um, Hoyt said that they talked to you, and now they're looking for me, and I just wanna know what you said. Make sure our stories line up. - Seeing as how you're my boy. - Yeah, that's important. - That makes a lot of sense. - You know what I mean? Thank you, Randall. Thank you so much.
Joker
1.5s
I'm nervous right now.
Joker
2.7s
Well, that was quite an entrance.
Joker
5.4s
So, I know you're a comedian. You been working on any new material? You wanna tell us a joke?
Joker
2.6s
Okay, okay. Here's one.
Joker
11.3s
Knock, knock. Who's there? It's the police, ma'am. Your son's been hit by a drunk driver. He's dead.
Joker
14.6s
Breaking news. Popular TV talk show host, Murray Franklin was shot dead tonight on the live telecast of his program. The man who was introduced by Franklin as "Joker" is currently under arrest. Police led the suspect handcuffed out of the studio.
