♪ If you're happy and you know it ♪ ♪ Wiggle your ears ♪ ♪ Wiggle your ears ♪ ♪ If you're happy and you know it ♪ ♪ Wiggle your ears ♪ ♪ Wiggle your ears ♪ ♪ If you're happy and you know it ♪ ♪ And you really want to show it ♪ ♪ If you're happy and you know it ♪ ♪ Wiggle your ears ♪ ♪ If you're happy and you know it ♪ ♪ Stomp your feet ♪ ♪ Stomp your feet ♪ ♪ If you're happy and you know it ♪ ♪ Stomp your feet ♪ ♪ Stomp your feet ♪ ♪ If you're happy and you know it ♪ ♪ And you really want to show it ♪ ♪ If you're happy and you know it ♪ ♪ Stomp your feet ♪ ♪ If you're happy and you know it ♪ ♪ Shout "hurray" ♪ ♪ Shout "hurray" ♪ ♪ If you're happy and you know it ♪ ♪ Shout "hurray" ♪ ♪ Shout "hurray" ♪ ♪ If you're happy and you know it ♪ ♪ And you really want to... ♪ Hoyt, please, I love this job. Arthur, I need to know why you brought a gun into a kids' hospital. It's a prop. It's part of my act now. That's bullshit. Bullshit. What kind of clown carries a fucking gun? Besides, Randall told me you tried to buy a .38 off him last week. Randall told you that? You're a fuck-up, Arthur, and a liar. You're fired!
Joker
43.2s
- Oh, hey. - Hey. Were you following me today? Yeah. I thought that was you. I was hoping you'd come in and rob the place. I have a gun. I could come by tomorrow. You're so funny, Arthur. Yeah. You know, I do stand-up comedy. You should maybe come see a show sometime. I could do that. Yeah? Yeah. You'll let me know when? Yeah.
Joker
16.2s
It's something I'll address once I have tenure, but for now... She says, "Excuse me, Professor Lewis, I think I might be in danger of failing your 'Intro to Western Civ, ' and I just want you to know I'm willing to do anything to pass." And I said, "Anything?" And she said...
Joker
7.7s
It's Monday and Wednesday, three to five. She says, "Excuse me, Professor Lewis." I can't use my real last name at this college 'cause they don't hire Jews.
Joker
7.7s
I know. I know. Why is she a senior in the intro? I didn't buy it either. So, she comes to me during my office hours.
Joker
4s
...and my wife is a senior in my "Intro To Western Civ."
Joker
4.5s
So, I'll tell you how I operate. I'm a professor at a prestigious New England university...
Joker
14.9s
It's nice to see these couples out at my show. I have a wife. We love to role-play. - Ooh! - Yes, yes, very sexy. My favorite one right now is professor and senior who really needs to pass my class to graduate.
Joker
3.2s
Don't ignore him. He's being nice to you.
Joker
3.2s
Talking to you. Hey. No, thank you.
Joker
2.2s
Hey, you want some French fries?
Joker
1.5s
They're real good.
Joker
1.6s
You sure?
Joker
1.8s
Hello?
Joker
1.3s
Whoo...
Joker
54.2s
Like all Wayne employees, past and present, they're family. Did you hear that? I told you, we're family. There now seems to be a groundswell of anti-rich sentiment in the city. It's almost as if our less fortunate residents are taking the side of the killer. Yes, and it's a shame. It's one of the reasons why I'm considering a run for mayor. Gotham's lost its way. What about the eyewitness report of the suspect being a man in a clown mask? Well, it makes total sense to me. What kind of coward would do something that cold-blooded? Someone who hides behind a mask. Someone who is envious of those more fortunate than themselves, yet they're too scared to show their own face. And until those kind of people change for the better, those of us who have made something of our lives will always look at those who haven't as nothing but clowns.
Joker
1m2s
I don't think you ever really hear me. You just ask the same questions every week. "How's your job? Are you having any negative thoughts?" All I have are negative thoughts, but you don't listen anyway. I said, for my whole life, I didn't know if I even really existed. But I do. And people are starting to notice. They've cut our funding. We're closing down our offices next week. The city has cut funding across the board. Social Services is part of that. This is the last time we'll be meeting. Okay. They don't give a shit about people like you, Arthur. And they really don't give a shit about people like me, either.
Joker
41.8s
Hey, Arthur, I heard what happened. Sorry, mate. Yeah. It doesn't seem fair, getting fired like that. Did you really bring a gun to the children's hospital, Artie? What the fuck would you do that for? Is that part of your new act, Arthur? If your dancing doesn't do the trick, you're just gonna shoot yourself? Why don't you ask Randall about it? It was his gun. - What? - I still owe you for that, don't I? What the fuck are you talking about? Stop talking out of your ass, Art. Oh, no! I forgot to punch out.