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What if I come with you?

Dirty Grandpa

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We have no crew. Are we going to J.Crew? Fuck J.Crew.

Dirty Grandpa

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New dad at 72. Great fucking idea. Hey, watch your potty mouth! - Jesus, sorry... - Yeah, clean up your language. And show some respect for your new grandmother! - I'm sorry, honey. - That's all right. And sweetie, would it kill you to visit us sometimes? - We never see you. - Sorry, Nanna. Did you get that card I sent for your birthday? - Yeah. - Mm-hm. Yeah, with the $12 check? It was a very nice touch. Thank you. Thank you, that's right. Hey, are you gaining some weight? - You look a little heavy in the face. - No, what are you talking about? - Where'd this come from, huh? - What? - You wanna... - Where'd these guys come from? - What? - Wanna go get the car? - Yeah. All right. - Okay. I'll pull around the minivan. Go to Daddy. There we go, come to Daddy. All right.

Dirty Grandpa

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You know the song. You know every word. See? You're going to make me do it all alone? Fine.

Dirty Grandpa

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I just can't stay.

Dirty Grandpa

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- Up next we have Shadia and Jason! - Yep, it's us now. What? No. No, no, no, no. - No... - Come on. We can't top that. I don't want to do this.

Dirty Grandpa

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Well, young Michael Buble and I are gonna have a stogie by the pool, so...

Dirty Grandpa

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She's my grandma.

Dirty Grandpa

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So... that's it.

Dirty Grandpa

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- What do you want from me, Jason? - I want you to stay.

Dirty Grandpa

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All right, we're about to boat race a bunch of those fucks from the University of Georgia up in the room. So... Oh, my God! University of Georgia! - No way! You're a Hornet? - Afraid so. Well, you guys should get in there then, Edward Jizzumhands. Well, thank you. We will. Good, that's great. I'll see you up there. Oh, good. Well, you say we'll be there and on time. - Sweet. I will. - Yeah. Yeah, let's do that. - No, we should. - Let's do it now. - Yeah, I'll see you up there. - What... Come to the hotel. By the pool. Georgia sucks! Can we please just go? They've got boyfriends. Those meatdick fucks? They're not their boyfriends. They're just seniors, and they're all just terrified and speed-fucking each other before the ship goes down. Didn't you ever go on Spring Break? No, I didn't go to Spring Break, 'cause I was studying for law school. Besides, I can't chug alcohol anymore like I used to, Grandpa. I've developed, like, a gag reflex. - A gag reflex? - Yeah. You're chugging a beer, not taking down a horse cock, Jason. Come on.

Dirty Grandpa

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What are they...

Dirty Grandpa

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You're going down, old man. Nobody chugs like me. I bet. You've been chugging Brah's cum for years.

Dirty Grandpa

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Anyway, I'm down in Valdosta right now. I opened up a fucking pet shop... - Not pet shop, "puppy mill." - Puppy mill... You know, designer dogs get a bad name, but they can go for quite a pretty penny. - Really? - It's just hard to get them to mate. - Oh. - Because the little dogs, they don't wanna fuck the big dogs, and the big dogs, they don't wanna fuck the little dogs... So I gotta manually do it, you know. I gotta spread and manually shoot in. - Uh-huh. - So, what's up with you? - Well, I'm keeping pretty busy... - Cool. - Hey, Diane, how's it going? - Hi, Nick. - Hey, Nick. - I just don't understand why you have to drive down to Florida tomorrow already, Dad! We just had the funeral. Your grandmother and I were there at this time every year. It's what she would have wanted. I'd drive down myself, except they took my license away. But why does Jason have to be the one to drive you? He's so busy at work... Got the wedding coming up next weekend, the rehearsal brunch. You know, the entire law firm is coming to this. - It's true, Grandpa. - Jason... We have a lot of stuff, Meredith and l... I'll handle it. Go ahead. How about Cousin Nick? Huh, Dad? Why doesn't Nick do it? We got this chocolate lab down at the store that is just so horny, every time I touch the back of its ear, it just gushes cum. - Uh, okay. - I mean, like a squirting... Is that your dog? Nick isn't legally allowed to leave the state of Georgia anymore. I've barely seen this guy since high school. What's wrong with spending some time with him? Oh, so spending time with family is suddenly important to you now? Look, he can come here tomorrow morning for breakfast. We can drive down to Boca during the day, maybe play a round of golf or two, then he'd be back here in Atlanta the next day. He can't just flake off for two days! The risk versus reward here is just... I don't see it happening. It's what she would have wanted, that's all. But if you have to get ready for your wedding, if you're that busy...

Dirty Grandpa

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Let's have Jason and Meredith tell their own story.

Dirty Grandpa

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Who are you?

Dirty Grandpa

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This ain't over. Ooh! Oh! Now fuck off and take Jodeci with you. Let's roll.

Dirty Grandpa

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Now you're a shitty grandfather.

Dirty Grandpa