Now fumble around and pretend like you're trying to find your glasses. "I'm trying to find my glasses. I can't see.
Dirty Grandpa
7s
You sure I should be driving with this, Grandpa? Don't worry, if you spill it, this giant tampon we're driving in should soak it up.
Dirty Grandpa
2.5s
- Just give me one sec. - Yeah.
Dirty Grandpa
1.8s
But I'll be okay.
Dirty Grandpa
12.5s
Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! Go! Go! Chug!
Dirty Grandpa
2.4s
I think I'm gonna call off my wedding.
Dirty Grandpa
2.1s
I just smoked crack!
Dirty Grandpa
2.2s
And you're my uncle.
Dirty Grandpa
1m18s
Hey. ♪ For all those times you stood by me ♪ For all the truth that you made me see ♪ For all the joy you brought to my life ♪ For all the wrong that you made right ♪ For every dream you made come true ♪ For all the love I found in you ♪ I'll be forever thankful, baby ♪ You're the one who held me up ♪ And never let me fall Yeah, yeah ♪ You're the one who saw me through ♪ Through it all ♪ You were my strength when I was weak ♪ You were my voice when I couldn't speak ♪ You were my eyes when I couldn't see ♪ You saw the best there was in me ♪ Lifted me up when I couldn't reach ♪ You gave me faith 'cause you believed ♪ I'm everything I am - Damn! - ♪ Because you loved me?
Dirty Grandpa
8.4s
- Look at that. - Holy shit! - It's a good dick. - Oh, my God! Put that away. - It's our dick. - Yeah. I'm just relieved it's not his dick.
Dirty Grandpa
7.5s
You can't get into it anyway because you don't know my code. Looks like your grandpa remembered your birthday! - What? Give me that! - We're going to fucking Daytona.
Dirty Grandpa
2s
A play on words.
Dirty Grandpa
2.3s
Who does your taxes? H&R Cock-block?
Dirty Grandpa
10s
Whoo! Yeah! Do it again! We can change in Cody's room. I picked his pocket earlier. Nothing to see here, guys. Cops are gonna come pretty quick.
