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Both victims were taken to Gotham General. Sounds like the city needs to find the Pied Piper. He'll make a great mayor. Everybody says so. Oh, yeah. Everybody who? Who do you talk to? Well, everybody on the news. He's the only one who could save the city. He owes it to us.

Joker

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Would you please stop bothering my kid?

Joker

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Talking to you. Hey. No, thank you.

Joker

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It's something I'll address once I have tenure, but for now... She says, "Excuse me, Professor Lewis, I think I might be in danger of failing your 'Intro to Western Civ, ' and I just want you to know I'm willing to do anything to pass." And I said, "Anything?" And she said...

Joker

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♪ If you're happy and you know it ♪ ♪ Wiggle your ears ♪ ♪ Wiggle your ears ♪ ♪ If you're happy and you know it ♪ ♪ Wiggle your ears ♪ ♪ Wiggle your ears ♪ ♪ If you're happy and you know it ♪ ♪ And you really want to show it ♪ ♪ If you're happy and you know it ♪ ♪ Wiggle your ears ♪ ♪ If you're happy and you know it ♪ ♪ Stomp your feet ♪ ♪ Stomp your feet ♪ ♪ If you're happy and you know it ♪ ♪ Stomp your feet ♪ ♪ Stomp your feet ♪ ♪ If you're happy and you know it ♪ ♪ And you really want to show it ♪ ♪ If you're happy and you know it ♪ ♪ Stomp your feet ♪ ♪ If you're happy and you know it ♪ ♪ Shout "hurray" ♪ ♪ Shout "hurray" ♪ ♪ If you're happy and you know it ♪ ♪ Shout "hurray" ♪ ♪ Shout "hurray" ♪ ♪ If you're happy and you know it ♪ ♪ And you really want to... ♪ Hoyt, please, I love this job. Arthur, I need to know why you brought a gun into a kids' hospital. It's a prop. It's part of my act now. That's bullshit. Bullshit. What kind of clown carries a fucking gun? Besides, Randall told me you tried to buy a .38 off him last week. Randall told you that? You're a fuck-up, Arthur, and a liar. You're fired!

Joker

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Ninth Avenue. Next stop, Hunter's Point. Hey!

Joker

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Don't ignore him. He's being nice to you.

Joker

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Hey!

Joker

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I'm sorry.

Joker

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- Oh, hey. - Hey. Were you following me today? Yeah. I thought that was you. I was hoping you'd come in and rob the place. I have a gun. I could come by tomorrow. You're so funny, Arthur. Yeah. You know, I do stand-up comedy. You should maybe come see a show sometime. I could do that. Yeah? Yeah. You'll let me know when? Yeah.

Joker

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Who knows?

Joker

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And have you thought more about why you were locked up?

Joker

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Thank you. We got a great-looking audience tonight. Yeah! Wow. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. So, everybody's heard about the super rats that - are in Gotham now, right? - Yeah. Well, today, the mayor said he has a solution. You ready for this? Super cats.

Joker

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It's nice to see these couples out at my show. I have a wife. We love to role-play. - Ooh! - Yes, yes, very sexy. My favorite one right now is professor and senior who really needs to pass my class to graduate.

Joker

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Because I got jumped. Didn't you hear? For a sign? That's bullshit. It doesn't even make sense. Just get him his sign back. He's going out of business, for God's sake, Arthur. Why would I keep his sign? How the fuck do I know? Why does anybody do anything?

Joker

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Jefferson Street. Next stop, Ninth Ave.

Joker

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Thank you.

Joker

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Stay down, freak!

Joker

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Both victims were taken to Gotham General. Sounds like the city needs to find the Pied Piper. He'll make a great mayor. Everybody says so. Oh, yeah. Everybody who? Who do you talk to? Well, everybody on the news. He's the only one who could save the city. He owes it to us.

Would you please stop bothering my kid?

Talking to you. Hey. No, thank you.

It's something I'll address once I have tenure, but for now... She says, "Excuse me, Professor Lewis, I think I might be in danger of failing your 'Intro to Western Civ, ' and I just want you to know I'm willing to do anything to pass." And I said, "Anything?" And she said...

Ninth Avenue. Next stop, Hunter's Point. Hey!

Don't ignore him. He's being nice to you.

Hey!

I'm sorry.

Who knows?

And have you thought more about why you were locked up?

Thank you. We got a great-looking audience tonight. Yeah! Wow. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. So, everybody's heard about the super rats that - are in Gotham now, right? - Yeah. Well, today, the mayor said he has a solution. You ready for this? Super cats.

It's nice to see these couples out at my show. I have a wife. We love to role-play. - Ooh! - Yes, yes, very sexy. My favorite one right now is professor and senior who really needs to pass my class to graduate.

Because I got jumped. Didn't you hear? For a sign? That's bullshit. It doesn't even make sense. Just get him his sign back. He's going out of business, for God's sake, Arthur. Why would I keep his sign? How the fuck do I know? Why does anybody do anything?

Jefferson Street. Next stop, Ninth Ave.

Thank you.

Stay down, freak!