It's actually the guy on the moped with the iPad. NSA stopped using utility vans years ago. I figured once you sent the camera back, it was time to take drastic measures. What'd he say? Are we doing this? Plan B, have Pam kidnap you. - I've got to get her back. - You want me to kidnap her? I'll bring her back to you in a box, bro. She's on a bus headed west on I-85 across Florida. Her boat leaves in four hours. It was easy to track her down because of the whole Middle Eastern thing. Bet you never thought you'd 69 a girl because of the Patriot Act. You 69 her, man! And then she's dead. Are you kidding me, Pam? This is what you drive? Oh, yeah, it is so easy selling kids drugs from an ice cream truck. It's crazy! - Jason! Jason! - Go, go, go, go! Jason, stop! Stop right now. Stop! Stop!
Dirty Grandpa
4s
You'd better marry that girl. Me? Nah, she's not really my type. Too skinny.
Dirty Grandpa
5.6s
- What do you want from me, Jason? - I want you to stay.
Dirty Grandpa
6.7s
Okay. No, I get it. Yeah.
Dirty Grandpa
2.2s
- Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! - Go get her, man!
Dirty Grandpa
1.7s
What if I come with you?
Dirty Grandpa
3.1s
I just can't stay.
Dirty Grandpa
1.8s
What the fuck?
Dirty Grandpa
1.7s
What are they...
Dirty Grandpa
12.2s
- Up next we have Shadia and Jason! - Yep, it's us now. What? No. No, no, no, no. - No... - Come on. We can't top that. I don't want to do this.
Dirty Grandpa
8.2s
You know the song. You know every word. See? You're going to make me do it all alone? Fine.
Dirty Grandpa
4.7s
I don't want to see you at my wedding. Stay the fuck away from me.
Dirty Grandpa
5.5s
Well, young Michael Buble and I are gonna have a stogie by the pool, so...
Dirty Grandpa
3.2s
Let's have Jason and Meredith tell their own story.
