Okay, hold on. Hold on. There's nothing funny about that. I lived with my mother before I made it. Just me and her. I'm that kid whose father went out for a pack of cigarettes, and he never came back. Aww. I know what that's like, Murray. I've been the man of the house for as long as I can remember. I take good care of my mother. All that sacrifice, she must love you very much. She does. She always tells me to smile and put on a happy face. She says I was put here to spread joy and laughter. Aww.
Joker
11.6s
Happy, what was that? Are you okay? Mom, what? That noise! Did you hear that noise? I'm watching an old war movie! Turn it down! Um...
Joker
12.3s
You're gonna kill me. You're gonna give me a heart attack! Don't give me your... No. No. I'm not talking to you until you stop being angry! Okay. Okay.
Joker
2.6s
Okay, okay. Here's one.
Joker
1.5s
What the fuck!
Joker
1m2s
I don't think you ever really hear me. You just ask the same questions every week. "How's your job? Are you having any negative thoughts?" All I have are negative thoughts, but you don't listen anyway. I said, for my whole life, I didn't know if I even really existed. But I do. And people are starting to notice. They've cut our funding. We're closing down our offices next week. The city has cut funding across the board. Social Services is part of that. This is the last time we'll be meeting. Okay. They don't give a shit about people like you, Arthur. And they really don't give a shit about people like me, either.
Joker
2.3s
I'm gonna be on tonight.
Joker
5.6s
Randall, I'm not supposed to have a gun.
Joker
30.5s
And as our city tries to make sense of the brutal triple murder on the subway last week, we're joined by Thomas Wayne. Happy, look, Thomas Wayne's on TV. Yes, Mother. Thanks for having me on, Chuck. They're asking him about those horrible subway murders. Thank you, Thomas. I know this is a difficult time for you. Why him? Looks like he's gained weight. Yes, all three worked for Wayne Investments. Good, decent, educated. Although I didn't know any of them personally.
Joker
1.8s
Hello?
Joker
5.4s
So, I know you're a comedian. You been working on any new material? You wanna tell us a joke?
Joker
4.1s
That's the real me. Happy.
Joker
1.7s
You know what's funny?
Joker
41.8s
Hey, Arthur, I heard what happened. Sorry, mate. Yeah. It doesn't seem fair, getting fired like that. Did you really bring a gun to the children's hospital, Artie? What the fuck would you do that for? Is that part of your new act, Arthur? If your dancing doesn't do the trick, you're just gonna shoot yourself? Why don't you ask Randall about it? It was his gun. - What? - I still owe you for that, don't I? What the fuck are you talking about? Stop talking out of your ass, Art. Oh, no! I forgot to punch out.
Joker
1.2s
Arthur!
Joker
16.6s
Oh, my God. I hated school as a kid. But my mother would always say, "You should enjoy it. One day, you'll have to work for a living." "No, I won't, Ma. I'm gonna be a comedian."