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Yeah?

Joker

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You're awful, Murray. Me? I'm awful? Oh, yeah, how am I awful? Playing my video. Inviting me on this show. You just wanted to make fun of me. You're just like the rest of them. You don't know the first thing about me, pal. Look what happened, because of what you did. What it led to. There are riots out there. Two policemen are in critical condition, and you're laughing. You're laughing. Someone was killed today, because of what you did. I know.

Joker

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Oh, why is everybody so upset about these guys? If it was me dying on the sidewalk, you'd walk right over me! I pass you every day, and you don't notice me. But these guys, what, because Thomas Wayne went and cried about them on TV? You have a problem with Thomas Wayne, too? Yes, I do. Have you seen what it's like out there, Murray? Do you ever actually leave the studio? Everybody just yells and screams at each other. Nobody's civil anymore. Nobody thinks what it's like to be the other guy. You think men like Thomas Wayne ever think what it's like to be someone like me? To be somebody but themselves? They don't. They think that we'll just sit there and take it, like good little boys! That we won't werewolf and go wild! You finished? I mean, it's so much self-pity, Arthur. You sound like you're making excuses for killing those young men. Not everybody, and I'll tell you this, not everyone is awful.

Joker

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Well, let me get this straight, you think that killing those guys is funny? I do. And I'm tired of pretending it's not. Comedy is subjective, Murray. Isn't that what they say? All of you, the system that knows so much, you decide what's right or wrong. The same way that you decide what's funny or not!

Joker

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You're serious, aren't you? You're telling us you killed those three young men on the subway? Mmm-hmm. And why should we believe you? I got nothing left to lose. Nothing can hurt me anymore. My life is nothing but a comedy.

Joker

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It's not a joke.

Joker

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Okay, I'm waiting for the punch line. There is no punch line.

Joker

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Ever since I killed those three Wall Street guys.

Joker

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Oh, no, no, no. No, you cannot joke about that. Yeah, that's not funny, Arthur. That's not that kind of humor we do on this show. Okay. I'm... Yeah, I'm sorry. It's just, you know, it's been a rough few weeks, Murray.

Joker

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Knock, knock. Who's there? It's the police, ma'am. Your son's been hit by a drunk driver. He's dead.

Joker

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How about another joke, Murray? No, I think we've had enough of your jokes. - What do you get... - I don't think so. ...when you cross a mentally-ill loner with a society that abandons him and treats him like trash? Call the police, Gene! - I'll tell you what you get! - Call the police. You get what you fucking deserve!

Joker

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...merely just a punch line to a joke... You get what you deserve! Looting and rioting have intensified here... ...rioting throughout the city. ...with a society that abandons him and treats him like trash? This mob of clowns... ...many wearing clown masks.

Joker

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Breaking news. Popular TV talk show host, Murray Franklin was shot dead tonight on the live telecast of his program. The man who was introduced by Franklin as "Joker" is currently under arrest. Police led the suspect handcuffed out of the studio.

Joker

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Knock, knock. And you had to look that up?

Joker

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Good night. And always remember, that's...

Joker

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Take your time. We got all night.

Joker

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I want to get it right.

Joker

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A book of jokes.

Joker