Oh, my God. I hated school as a kid. But my mother would always say, "You should enjoy it. One day, you'll have to work for a living." "No, I won't, Ma. I'm gonna be a comedian."
Joker
2.1s
I'm gonna get a coffee.
Joker
37.7s
I heard this song on the radio the other day, and the guy was singing that his name was Carnival. Arthur... Which is crazy, because that's my clown name at work. And until a little while ago, it was like nobody ever saw me. Even I didn't know if I really existed. Arthur, I have some bad news for you. You don't listen, do you?
Joker
1.5s
I'm nervous right now.
Joker
31.7s
Come sit. It's starting. Yay, Murray. From NCB Studios in Gotham City, it's Live with Murray Franklin! Tonight, Murray welcomes Sandra Winger... Oh, Sandra Winger's on. ...and the piano stylings of Yeldon and Chantel. Joining Murray, as always, Ellis Drane and his jazz orchestra. And now, without further ado, Murray Franklin.
Joker
2.2s
Oh, that's very funny, Murray.
Joker
1.5s
Thank you, Murray.
Joker
1.7s
Police! Signs down!
Joker
4.3s
You gotta protect yourself out there. Otherwise, you're gonna get fucked.
Joker
27.4s
I think... I think most women look at sex like buying a car. You know, like, "Can I see myself in this long-term?" "Is it safe?" "Is it reliable?" "Could it kill me?" Most guys, we look at sex like parking a car. We're like, "There's a spot." "There's another spot. That would work." "Oh, I have to pay? Never mind." "Handicapped? I hope no one sees this."
Joker
1.8s
Just thinking of a joke.
Joker
5.5s
I have... I have a condition. I'll tell you what you have, you asshole. Whoa!
Joker
2s
What? You think that's funny?
Joker
17.6s
Anyway, um, Hoyt said that they talked to you, and now they're looking for me, and I just wanna know what you said. Make sure our stories line up. - Seeing as how you're my boy. - Yeah, that's important. - That makes a lot of sense. - You know what I mean? Thank you, Randall. Thank you so much.