Okay, hold on. Hold on. There's nothing funny about that. I lived with my mother before I made it. Just me and her. I'm that kid whose father went out for a pack of cigarettes, and he never came back. Aww. I know what that's like, Murray. I've been the man of the house for as long as I can remember. I take good care of my mother. All that sacrifice, she must love you very much. She does. She always tells me to smile and put on a happy face. She says I was put here to spread joy and laughter. Aww.
Joker
11.6s
Happy, what was that? Are you okay? Mom, what? That noise! Did you hear that noise? I'm watching an old war movie! Turn it down! Um...
Joker
2.6s
Okay, okay. Here's one.
Joker
1.5s
What the fuck!
Joker
1m2s
I don't think you ever really hear me. You just ask the same questions every week. "How's your job? Are you having any negative thoughts?" All I have are negative thoughts, but you don't listen anyway. I said, for my whole life, I didn't know if I even really existed. But I do. And people are starting to notice. They've cut our funding. We're closing down our offices next week. The city has cut funding across the board. Social Services is part of that. This is the last time we'll be meeting. Okay. They don't give a shit about people like you, Arthur. And they really don't give a shit about people like me, either.
Joker
5.6s
Randall, I'm not supposed to have a gun.
Joker
30.5s
And as our city tries to make sense of the brutal triple murder on the subway last week, we're joined by Thomas Wayne. Happy, look, Thomas Wayne's on TV. Yes, Mother. Thanks for having me on, Chuck. They're asking him about those horrible subway murders. Thank you, Thomas. I know this is a difficult time for you. Why him? Looks like he's gained weight. Yes, all three worked for Wayne Investments. Good, decent, educated. Although I didn't know any of them personally.
Joker
1.8s
Hello?
Joker
4.1s
That's the real me. Happy.
Joker
1.7s
You know what's funny?
Joker
1.2s
Arthur!
Joker
16.6s
Oh, my God. I hated school as a kid. But my mother would always say, "You should enjoy it. One day, you'll have to work for a living." "No, I won't, Ma. I'm gonna be a comedian."
Joker
2.1s
I'm gonna get a coffee.
Joker
37.7s
I heard this song on the radio the other day, and the guy was singing that his name was Carnival. Arthur... Which is crazy, because that's my clown name at work. And until a little while ago, it was like nobody ever saw me. Even I didn't know if I really existed. Arthur, I have some bad news for you. You don't listen, do you?
Joker
1.5s
I'm nervous right now.
Joker
31.7s
Come sit. It's starting. Yay, Murray. From NCB Studios in Gotham City, it's Live with Murray Franklin! Tonight, Murray welcomes Sandra Winger... Oh, Sandra Winger's on. ...and the piano stylings of Yeldon and Chantel. Joining Murray, as always, Ellis Drane and his jazz orchestra. And now, without further ado, Murray Franklin.