So, the other night, I told my youngest son Billy, you know, the new one, the not-so-bright one. I told him, "The garbage strike is still going on, Billy." And he says, and I'm not kidding, Billy says, "So, where are we gonna get all our garbage from?"
Joker
5.2s
I hated school as a kid.
Joker
17.4s
Okay, we got a big show tonight. Stay tuned. We'll be right back. That was great, Arthur. Thank you. I mean, I loved hearing what you had to say. It made my day. Thanks, Murray. You see all this, the lights, the show, the audience, all that stuff? I'd give it all up in a heartbeat to have a kid like you.
Joker
7.8s
Here's one. You know, I was just thinking the other day, why are the rich people...
Joker
10.1s
My mother would say, "You should enjoy it. One day, you'll have to work for a living." "No, I won't, Ma, I'm gonna be a comedian."
Joker
1m18s
That's better. Bruce! Bruce! Get away from that man. It's okay. I'm a good guy. What are you doing? Who are you? I'm here to see Mr. Wayne. Well, you shouldn't be speaking to his son. Why did you give him these flowers? No, they're not real. It's magic. I was just trying to make him smile. Well, it's not funny, is it? Do I need to call the police? No. Please. My mother's name is Penny. Penny Fleck. She used to work here years ago. Can you please tell Mr. Wayne I need to see him? You are her son. Yeah. Did you know her? I know about the two of them. She told me everything. There's nothing to know. There is no "them." Your mother was delusional. She was a sick woman. Don't say that. Just go. Mmm? Before you make a fool of yourself. Thomas Wayne is my father.
Joker
5.3s
He left me. Let go! Let go!
Joker
1m33s
You know what I'm talking about, it's so hard to just try and be happy all the time. Hey, listen, man. I'm just an administrative assistant. Like a clerk, you know. All I do is file paperwork. I don't know what to tell you. But you should see somebody. You know, they got programs, city services, stuff like that. Oh, yeah. They cut all those. All right, here it is. Fleck. Penny Fleck. Let's see. Diagnosed by Dr. Benjamin Stoner. Oh. "The patient suffers from delusional psychosis and narcissistic personality disorder." Mmm. "Was found guilty of endangering the welfare of her own child." What? You said she's your mother. Uh... I'm sorry, man. Like I said, I can't release these records, you know, without proper forms. I could get in trouble. Look, if you want to bring your mom in here to sign, that'll be much easier, but I can't let this go without her signature, okay? I'm sorry.
Joker
3s
Mom, is this real?
Joker
1.3s
Mom?
Joker
6.4s
I'm not angry, Mom. I'm not angry. Please.
Joker
14.5s
He's an extraordinary man, Happy. He's a very powerful man. We were in love. He said it was best that we not be together because of appearances.
Joker
5.5s
I haven't been happy one minute of my entire fucking life.
Joker
6.3s
Hey, Murray. Thank you so much for having me on the show. It's been a lifelong dream of mine.
Joker
1m5s
As tensions mount around the metro area, Mayor Stokes has pleaded for cooler heads to prevail. City services have been affected, and some businesses have decided to remain closed amid the unrest. Chuck Stevens filed this report. The anger and resentment that's been building in the city for weeks seems close to exploding. Protesters, many dressed as clowns, took to the streets today in one of several planned demonstrations taking on the city's elite, including a massive rally outside tomorrow night's benefit at Wayne Hall. What's the point of all this? - the rich. - Thomas Wayne. That's what this whole thing is about. the whole system. Wayne, who recently announced he is running for mayor, will be attending the benefit. You might remember it was Thomas Wayne who first referred to many of Gotham's residents as "clowns." Today, he offered little in the way of an apology. Well, what I will say is, there's something wrong with those people. I am here to help them. I'm gonna lift them out of poverty, help make their lives better. That is why I'm running. And they may not realize it, but I'm their only hope.
Joker
1m9s
Look at us. I think you are. Well, that's impossible because you're adopted, and I never slept with your mother. - I wasn't adopted. - What do you want from me? - Money? - No, I don't... I wasn't adopted. Jesus. She never told you? Told me what? Your mother adopted you while she was working for us. That's not true. Why are you saying that? Then she was arrested and committed to Arkham State Hospital, when you were just a little boy. Why are you saying this? I don't need you to tell me lies. I know it seems strange. I don't mean to make you uncomfortable. I don't know why everyone is so rude. I don't know why you are. I don't want anything from you. Maybe a little bit of warmth, maybe a hug, Dad! How about just a little bit of fucking decency? What is it with you people? You say that stuff about my mother. She's crazy. She's... You think this is funny? Dad, it's me. Come on. Touch my son again, I'll fucking kill you.
Joker
6s
Down with Wayne! Down with Wayne! Down with Wayne! Down with Wayne!
Joker
59.4s
Hey. Man, I'm sorry about that, my man. All records 10 years or older, they store in the basement, and you're talking about something 30 years ago, so... Can I ask you a question? Sure. How does someone wind up in here? Have they all, all the people committed crimes? Well, yeah, some have. You know, some are just crazy. Pose dangers to themselves and others. Some just got nowhere else to go. Don't know what to do, you know? - Yeah. I hear you, brother. - Hmm. Sometimes, I don't know what to do. Last time, I ended up taking it out on some people. I thought it was gonna bother me, but it really hasn't. What's that? I fucked up and did some bad shit.