Food? - No, thanks. Yeah, a bit dodgy, isn't it? Looks like a dead baby's finger. Oooh. Oh. Tastes like it, too.
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Jo and I had a lot of time to prepare for this moment. Some of her requests, for instance, that I should bring Claudia Schiffer as my date to the funeral, I was confident she expected me to ignore. But others she was pretty damn clear about.
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Love, love, love... - Did you do this? Er, no. Love, love, love, love There's nothing you can do that can't be done Oh, it... There's nothing you can sing... that can't be sung There's nothing you can say... but you can learn how to play the game It's easy All you need is love All you need is love All you need is love, love Love is all you need...
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I'm Colin, by the way. I'm Nancy. - Wicked. What do you do, Nancy? - I'm a cook. Ever do weddings? - Yes, I do. They should've asked you to do this one. They did. God, I wish you hadn't have turned it down. I didn't. Right.
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Taste explosion?
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So she's going to say her final farewell... to you not through me but, inevitably, ever so coolly, through the immortal genius... of the Bay City Rollers.
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Can you just put your hands on her breasts? OK, yeah. Is that all right? - Yes. I'll warm them up.
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Hello. What the hell are you doing here? Oh, I just popped over to borrow some old CDs. The lady of the house let you in, did she? Yeah. Lovely, obliging girl. - Yeah. I thought I'd pop back and see... if she's better. This is good. Oh. Listen, erm, I've been thinking. I think we ought to take Mum out for... her birthday on Friday. What do you think? I just feel we've been bad sons this year. Sounds fine. A bit boring but fine. Hurry up, big boy. I'm naked and I want you at least twice... before Jamie gets home.
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Well, now, that was an interesting day.
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Thank you so much, Mark, this is exactly what I was hoping for.
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And they called it... He's done it, it's official. - Worst DJ in the world. Oh, I guess they'll never know...
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And you resisted... the temptation for surprises. Yeah, I'm mature now.
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In the presence of God, Peter and Juliet have given their consent... and made their marriage vows... to each other. They've declared their marriage... by the giving of rings. I therefore proclaim... that they are husband and wife.
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Right, let's have another look at that, please.
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Thanks. Natalie.
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That's lovely. Well done, you.
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They're all of me.
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Er, yes, Peter. Mr President, has it been a good visit? Very satisfactory indeed. We got what we came for... and our special relationship is still very special. Prime Minister? I love that word 'relationship'. Covers all manner of sins, doesn't it? I fear that this has become a bad relationship. A relationship based on... the President taking what he wants... and casually ignoring all those things... that really matter to, erm... Britain. We may be a small country but we're a great one, too. The country of Shakespeare, Churchill, the Beatles, Sean Connery, Harry Potter. David Beckham's right foot. David Beckham's left foot, come to that. And a friend who bullies us is no longer a friend. And since bullies only respond to strength, from now onward, I will be prepared to be much stronger. And the President should be prepared for that. Mr President.