I'm so sorry. - Oh, God. I'm so, so sorry. - No, it's okay. You know, I can get this out. I'm sure I can. - What fabric is this? - I don't know. Cotton? Cotton. Cotton's the worst. Well, actually, leather's the worst. - After that would be suede. - Okay. - I think I can get it out. - Abby.
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Okay.
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Sorry to hijack your date, brother. No worries. You're a producer as well? No, dude, I'm the talent. So you're an anchor, then? No, I do The Ugly Truth. - Hasn't he ever seen our show? - Come on, Stuart. Our show's way too low-brow for Colin.
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If it weren't for these three things, men and women wouldn't even speak.
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- Eleven months. - God. Eleven months. How do you live? Come on.
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- Excuse me. - Mike, you see your office?
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Rule number one: never criticize.
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Second of all, you're supposed to do that to 25-year-old girls... ...who think they're hot and can get any guy they want... ...not 14-year-old girls.
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So how often do you? Do I what?
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So the car is gonna pick us up downstairs tomorrow at 8. - Do you want me to call you? - No, I'll get a wake-up call. - Oh, yeah, good idea. - Yeah.
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But I hear you have some very interesting ideas and theories. What advice would you give to the people out there... ...that are looking for love? - My advice would be: Don't do it. I mean, try to find lust instead. It's a lot easier and a lot less messy. Blue balls, they only last a few hours, but a broken heart, that can last years.
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- Let him be a man, Georgia. - I let him be a man. - You have to let me be a man. - I have tried. - Let him be a man. - You have to let me. Simple as that. Now, you, Frowny McFlaccid, come on.
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- Hi. - Hey. - Wow, you look great. - Oh, thanks. Yeah, I was just doing the dishes. - What happened to you today? - What do you mean?
