Which, in turn, screws with your manhood. What's your point? - Yes, Georgia, take control. - My point, Georgia... My point is that your husband... ...hasn't had sex with you in...
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- That is a problem. - Yeah. Call Matt at Media Lab. He's got some Skycams. - Where are all my weathermen? - Right here. - Hey. - Hello. Thank you all for coming. You guys look great. Thanks for being here. Good. Is there a reason they're all overweight? If they get the forecast wrong... ...research shows people are more willing to forgive a fat guy. I hate to do this. I don't think I can work with her. It's bad enough I have to take her criticism at home. - A man can only endure so much. - Larry, you are not a man... ...you are a newsman.
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Hi. I was looking for an Abby Richter.
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- I figured I should let you finish. - How kind.
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It looks like we're experiencing some technical difficulty. Yeah, when you have a wine festival... Okay, I got it.
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Okay, I got you. I'm in position. - Can't say today was boring. - You're being nice.
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Found her. One-thousand, one hundred and forty-three calls... ...over 300 e-mails, 53 percent of them were women.
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I'm gonna ignore that, because I am in such a good mood. Yeah, I heard. Wet crotch.
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Goodness me. Tell me, then. What's her name?
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So thanks for coming tonight. To dinner. That kind of coming.
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Oh, shit.
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Dude, this is awesome. You are about to go on national television. Okay, this isn't helping, Rick. Just, you know, do what you always do. - What do I always do? - You... I don't know, you... You entertain people with your moronic ideas... ...and they love you for it. That may be the nicest thing you said to me. - You're welcome. - Next up... ...here to tell us the ugly truth about men and women... ...is Mike Chadway, everybody. Mike Chadway.
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That definitely made up for my wet crotch. Me too. No, scratch that. I didn't have one. Yeah.
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- Are you okay? - Yeah.
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What do you want me to say?
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That was a little over the top, but nice try. - Well, thanks. - For what?
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Oh, Lord. So how long should I wait to have sex with him? Well, the more you make him beg for it... ...the more you're gonna keep him on the hook. So do everything else but. But then show him... ...that beneath that control-freak exterior of yours... ...that there's a sexual deviant waiting to be unleashed. No. No, I'm not a sexual deviant. Good point. I'm guessing you've been out of practice for what, a year? No.
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Look at this bone structure. This could be the bone structure of your future children. Don't you want them to be symmetrical? You printed his profile? What? Yes. These have not been touched in some time. I have to live vicariously through your life. I really think that this could be our next boyfriend.