Actually, I was really enjoying the way you were telling them. It was great.
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Tell me about the doozy. You know, the woman who broke your heart. You are just totally trying to kill my buzz. No, I'm not. I'm just interested in what makes you you. Well, for your information... ...it was more than just one. It was more like a parade. Codependent girls, unfaithful girls... ...depressed girls, narcissistic girls, phony girls. Girls who, it turned out, didn't actually like me. By the time I hit 30, I realized that... ...you can only have so many lousy relationships... ...before you figure out there's no such thing as a good one. You can't really believe there's no such thing as a good relationship. To my very core.
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Okay, I have a visual. Nod if you can hear me.
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This ceviche, it's so good.
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Take marriage, for instance. It's about social pressure, status and sex.
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- So you're a doctor? - An orthopedic surgeon. Yeah, I do a lot of leg and hip stuff, but I do get the occasional foot. Your ankle seems to be fine. Just a mild sprain, this should help. Great. Thank you. I guess I'm pretty lucky my cat chose the tree outside your window to climb.
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Jonah. You know, he needs me around.
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This guy's a lightning rod.
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- Where? - There. Right there. Abby? Abby, you might want to look up.
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No, why pull up anchor now?
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Then I'll quit. You're really that confident?
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- I don't know what type of bird it is. - Security here is awful. You guys have really got to keep the doors closed. Four, three...
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The truth about what, Mr. Chadway? What relationships are really like.
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It's the exact same thing, isn't it?
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Halfwit troglodytes are a dime a dozen. You'd better be right. Because you gotta find me another one or else we're canceled. I'll find one by the end of the day. Not really. I'm just... That's just a joke, everybody. I can't believe I allowed myself to feel for him. Well, you felt enough something to break up with Colin. I'm sorry. Okay, here are the Mike Chadway replacements. - Yes, no, yes, no, no, fuck no. - "Fuck no." All right.