Keep it clean, moving, stick to the script. You are on a live affiliate news program. You do not have the luxury of using "blow" and "job" in the same sentence. If you say anything scatological, you will be fired. - Oh, really? - Yes. I thought that you were the one that was gonna get fired... ...if you don't keep me happy.
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- You know that? - Caviar's revolting. - I almost started to gag. - Morning, ladies. - John. - Yesterday's ratings. Thanks, John.
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He lives with you?
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Hey... Hey. You're not room service. - How you doing, man? - Hey. Hey. Good to see you. I... I just came by to tell Abby about the change in our flight time... ...but I can come by later.
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What the hell was that?
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- Oh, my God. For me? - Oh, my God, he sent you flowers!
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We don't need Mike Chadway.
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You'll never know.
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What is this? What is this, D'Artagnan?
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- That is so awesome. - Why? Good morning, everyone. - Morning. - Morning. Now, before I play you this, I should warn you... ...this guy's a little rough around the edges.
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No, stop. Listen. Tell him you saw him looking at another girl. I saw you... I saw you looking at another girl.
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Newsmen are not defined by the easy times... ...they're defined by the hard times. Can you imagine Ted Koppel or Tom Brokaw... ...working with their wives as co-anchors? No. Because they couldn't handle it.
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Have you seen the ratings from yesterday?
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But that's what worries me. That even you won't be enough.
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I want Mike Chadway to go down in flames. I want Mike Chadway to be nothing but a pile of ash next to you. I want the janitor to come vacuum up the ashes of Mike with his Dustbuster... ...and when he dumps it outside, I want the rats to vomit and defecate...
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- Hey, hey, the gang's all here. - Hey. - Harold, Bob, you remember Abby. - Hi. And this is... - And we all know Mike Chadway. - And who are these lovely ladies? Something tells me we won't be talking about the news tonight. That's right.
