Oh, okay. - Hang on a second. - Hang on a second. Sure.
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- I can tell. - Really? - We ready to go? - Yeah. - I know Abby is. - Great. Let's go. - Take care. Thanks. - Okay.
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Don't ask.
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Joy said you wanted to see me? I found out that Mike's being offered a job... ...at a CBS affiliate in San Francisco at twice the pay.
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Hey, wait.
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- There he is. - Hey, what's up? Good news. You're not gonna believe this. - What? - I got you on The Late Late Show... ...with Craig Ferguson. They want you as his guest. - Ferguson wants me on his show? - Yeah. - You're shitting me. - I am not shitting you. - Oh, yeah. - We made it.
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Morning, Freddy.
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Wait a second, did you just say "cock"?
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Now you're "cock this, cock that," cock, cock, cock.
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No, Larry, that would be my untouched vagina.
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And that's it? That's all you have to say?
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That's what I've been trying to tell you.
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Now, do exactly what I tell you, and when I tell you to do it. Okay?
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Go, Comets.
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Yeah, you kind of are.
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- If I call do call him, what should I say? - Okay. Take a breath. - And please, sweetheart, no tap water. - No tap water. - Don't bring it up. - You've got naughty eyes. - Anyone ever tell you that? - I have naughty everything.