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Dude, this is awesome. You are about to go on national television. Okay, this isn't helping, Rick. Just, you know, do what you always do. - What do I always do? - You... I don't know, you... You entertain people with your moronic ideas... ...and they love you for it. That may be the nicest thing you said to me. - You're welcome. - Next up... ...here to tell us the ugly truth about men and women... ...is Mike Chadway, everybody. Mike Chadway.
The Ugly Truth
33s
Oh, Lord. So how long should I wait to have sex with him? Well, the more you make him beg for it... ...the more you're gonna keep him on the hook. So do everything else but. But then show him... ...that beneath that control-freak exterior of yours... ...that there's a sexual deviant waiting to be unleashed. No. No, I'm not a sexual deviant. Good point. I'm guessing you've been out of practice for what, a year? No.
The Ugly Truth
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Look at this bone structure. This could be the bone structure of your future children. Don't you want them to be symmetrical? You printed his profile? What? Yes. These have not been touched in some time. I have to live vicariously through your life. I really think that this could be our next boyfriend.
The Ugly Truth
1m20s
I just told you that I loved you, and all you heard was "psycho." - You're the definition of neurotic. - No. The definition of neurotic... ...is a person who suffers from anxiety, obsessive thoughts, compulsive acts... ...without any objective evidence of... - Shut up. Yet again, I just told you I'm in love with you... ...and you're standing here giving me a vocabulary lesson. You're in love with me. Why? Beats the shit out of me... ...but I am. Oh, Mike. - You're amazing. - I am? Oh, you're a god. - Really? - Oh, God!
The Ugly Truth