- That is so awesome. - Why? Good morning, everyone. - Morning. - Morning. Now, before I play you this, I should warn you... ...this guy's a little rough around the edges.
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No, stop. Listen. Tell him you saw him looking at another girl. I saw you... I saw you looking at another girl.
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Newsmen are not defined by the easy times... ...they're defined by the hard times. Can you imagine Ted Koppel or Tom Brokaw... ...working with their wives as co-anchors? No. Because they couldn't handle it.
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Have you seen the ratings from yesterday?
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But that's what worries me. That even you won't be enough.
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I want Mike Chadway to go down in flames. I want Mike Chadway to be nothing but a pile of ash next to you. I want the janitor to come vacuum up the ashes of Mike with his Dustbuster... ...and when he dumps it outside, I want the rats to vomit and defecate...
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- Hey, hey, the gang's all here. - Hey. - Harold, Bob, you remember Abby. - Hi. And this is... - And we all know Mike Chadway. - And who are these lovely ladies? Something tells me we won't be talking about the news tonight. That's right.
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Well, they're 15 seconds...
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I like a woman on top.
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- You slept with Colin, didn't you? - No. No.
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- Chadway? - What? Twenty seconds to air. About ready? Larry? - There's a bird in my dressing room. - I'll take care of it.
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- A lot of fun. Yeah. - Yeah. Yeah.
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I was wrong. It's cherry. Back to you in the studio, Georgia. Bye.
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Yes. Yes, I did. I can say "cock." You don't own the word. Cock. Cock, cock, cock. Okay, I got it. A week ago, you were crying at the thought of a vibrator.
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- The mayor? - Yes. It can be edgy and yet intriguing. Unless you can get him to bang three crack whores... ...and a German shepherd on live TV, no one's gonna give a shit.
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Oh, I'm sorry. I was eavesdropping out in the hall.
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Hi. Who are you? Oh, this is Rick. - I'm his agent. - Yeah.