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But you know that. And as horrible as it sounds... ...I was editing that speech the entire time you were giving it. And the time you fed me caviar, I was in physical pain. I hate being fed like a toddler. That's how much of a control freak I am. But I couldn't show you any of that, because... ...who would love someone like that?
The Ugly Truth
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What did you do to him? I didn't do anything. He missed the flight all on his own. He quit this morning. I got a call from the local CBS affiliate saying they'd closed a deal with him. Corporate's having a shit fit. What the hell happened? He quit to go to one of our local competitors?
The Ugly Truth
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Oh, so the elevator wasn't a gesture? The elevator was a moment of passion... ...followed by a moment of panic on your part, apparently. - Panic? I came by your room. - Yes, and then you ran away. That wasn't panic, sweetheart. That was an unwillingness to compete... ...with the walking checklist that was in your bed. You should be thanking me. We got 10 seconds. Are we ready to soar up, up and away? Well, there you have it, folks. That's the ugly truth. A girl in heat for two guys... ...will choose the one with the better r�sum�. That is bullsh...
The Ugly Truth
44.6s
- Hey. - Woman would have us believe... ...that they are the victims. That we break their hearts for sport. - I thought he quit. - That's crap. See? I told you we'd get him back. They say they want true love, but all they want is a checklist. Is he perfect? Is he handsome? Is he a doctor? For you men who fit the criteria... ... don't kid yourselves, they're not sleeping with you. They're sleeping with a carefully calculated set of venal choices. Money over substance, looks over soul. Polish over principles. No gesture, no matter how real or romantic... ...will ever compensate for a really impressive list of credentials. This coming from a man who's never made a gesture... ...other than this one.
The Ugly Truth
34.1s
I'm sorry... ... but Jack Magnum will no longer be able to do The Ugly Truth. Which should really come as no surprise... ...because men are completely unreliable. What is she doing? Yes? Yes, Harold? Yes. Yes, I know. We're fixing it. Take Mike Chadway, for instance. He up and quit the show without so much as a word. You think you know what men are gonna do, you think you know... ... what men want to do. But when it comes down to that moment... ... where they actually need to step up and, I don't know, make a move... ... they chicken out.
The Ugly Truth