You're beautiful. You're smart. You... You never criticize. You know what? You never try to control the situation. And I've gotta say, it's a breath of fresh air... ...because I know so many women who are total control freaks... ...and it's a nightmare. - I just love that you're not like that. - But I am.
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I'll see you.
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That's what I've been trying to tell you.
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The truth is ugly, isn't it?
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No, why pull up anchor now?
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I taught you well. Hey, maybe you could even host the show.
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- Check it out. Your replacement's on. - Jack Magnum. - My what? - How's it going, Jack? Your replacement? Most of you are watching this show so you can learn how to get chicks. Well, let me assure you, you're in good hands. You're looking at a guy... ...who personally has had sex with over 137 women. Most of them conscious.
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No. Honestly, no worries. Just come here.
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To the first of many romantic evenings to come.
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Listen, the rest of the night is ours.
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Yeah. Colin, why do you like me?
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I am just like that.
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- Hi. - Hey.
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Okay.
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Halfwit troglodytes are a dime a dozen. You'd better be right. Because you gotta find me another one or else we're canceled. I'll find one by the end of the day. Not really. I'm just... That's just a joke, everybody. I can't believe I allowed myself to feel for him. Well, you felt enough something to break up with Colin. I'm sorry. Okay, here are the Mike Chadway replacements. - Yes, no, yes, no, no, fuck no. - "Fuck no." All right.