I know I'm-I'm so bad! I know I am. But please just talk to me, Mom. Mom, please talk to me.
Lady Bird
1.8s
- Shit. - What?
Lady Bird
9.5s
Larry, how long will this hold us? - I don't know. - Well, somebody's gotta know. [conversation continues, faint] [Larry] I'm not sure.
Lady Bird
1.3s
So this is your house?
Lady Bird
9.4s
- Why can't I just make the eggs? - Because you take too long, you make a big mess, and I have to clean the whole thing up. Eggs aren't good for the environment anyways. - [Lady Bird] What? - You heard her. Eat quickly, please.
Lady Bird
6.1s
Excuse me. What day is it? Sunday. Thank you. [bell tolling]
Lady Bird
15.3s
[sobbing continues] It's okay. And do you have a support system?
Lady Bird
1.8s
I'd have my own bathroom.
Lady Bird
1.2s
I don't understand.
Lady Bird
48.6s
- [crowd cheering continues] - Yeah! - Cheers. - [cheering] To Miguel and his new job. - Yay. - Here, here. Yes. - To Lady Bird going to Davis. - [Larry] To Davis. - Congratulations. - [Larry] Good school. Hey. So I talked to my manager and, um, you could totally take over my old job. - Great. Thanks, Miguel. - I'm so proud of you, Lady Bird. You walked weird across the stage, but you did it! - I didn't walk weird. - Well, it seemed a little weird. - Hey, hey, hey! - Hey. Aw, I missed you guys. Oh, did you find out about the wait list? Oh, fuck. What? I'm not even in yet, so this might not even be a problem. I'm sorry. I shouldn't have gone behind your back. I just... It's not like I'm definitely going to New York.
Lady Bird
1m9s
Miss Patty assigned you a role by the way, you just never showed up to claim it! - What role? - The tempest! - There is no role of the tempest! - It is the titular role! No, it's a made up thing so we all can participate! You can't do anything unless you're the center of attention, can you? Yeah. Well, you know your mom's tits, they're fake. Totally fake! She made one bad decision at 19! Two bad decisions! [female teacher] And at 15, this girl was pregnant. She decided that she was going to get an abortion. It made sense. It was the right thing to do. - She was sitting there... - Let me guess, she didn't get it. ...and something deep inside of her said, - "No." - Bingo. Anyone want to guess who this woman is? The young lady right here. - You? - No. It was not me. [girl] Um, your friend? No. The girl in the story was... my mother. [students gasps] I am that baby that she decided not to abort. That could have been me. That could have been my fate. Just because something looks ugly doesn't mean it's morally wrong. [teacher] What did you say, ma'am?
Lady Bird
2.9s
[birds twittering]
Lady Bird
19.3s
You have a performative streak, I think. Yeah, I think that too. Maybe you would enjoy theater arts. They're having auditions for the fall musical. Do we have that here? It's a collaborative effort with the men at Xavier. How am I a senior and not know we have that? Perhaps you haven't always been an active part of this community.
Lady Bird
1.2s
Hello.
Lady Bird
42s
You're not going to a funeral. Well, I don't know. What says "rich people Thanksgiving"? I just think it's such a shame that you're spending your last Thanksgiving with a family you've never met instead of us, but... I know. I guess you want it that way. - Are you tired? - No. - Hey, Marion. - Hey, Joyce. Hey, how's the baby? - She's crawling. - No! I wanna see a picture at checkout. - Okay. - Okay. - 'Cause if you're tired, we can sit down. - I'm not tired. Oh, okay. I just couldn't tell because you were dragging your feet. Well, I just couldn't tell. Why didn't you just say, "Pick up your feet"? I didn't know if you were tired. - You were being passive-aggressive. - No, I wasn't. - You are so infuriating. - Please stop yelling. - I'm not yelling. Oh! Perfect! - Honey, do you love it?