A homosexual and a man in a wheelchair are trying to murder a very small child. - The cripple says to the homosexual-- - Whoa. Stop, stop. Stop! Where did you hear that? A robbery. The gunman told it to the driver who thought it was hilarious, so I memorised it and told everyone. Word of advice? Don't crib your jokes from the trolls of Free City. Trolls? Is that a swing set?
Free Guy
21.7s
Holy-- Okay, this is too weird. Vintage Mariah, bubble gum ice cream, and now swings? - This is too weird. - I thought the same thing, too. I thought the same thing. When I was younger, I was obsessed with swings.
Free Guy
13.7s
- I am? - Yeah. Weird funny. But that's kind of my speed. Weird funny, that's totally my speed, too. - Great. - Yeah. I know a joke. A weird funny joke. You wanna hear it? - Please. - Okay.
Free Guy
8.2s
Good. Look, I have to tell you something really important. Are you married? No. Oh, God.
Free Guy
4.4s
Growing up in my family, it was-- You don't wanna hear this. No.
Free Guy
3.9s
Oh, I wanna hear everything. Oh.
Free Guy
3.9s
My real name continues to be Guy.
Free Guy
1.6s
I turned off the accent filter.
Free Guy
1.2s
This is me.
Free Guy
26.7s
He's lying. He lied about using our code, he's been lying about the game being backwards compatible. I think he's lying about Free City 1. What are you talking about? Look. You see? There's not one mission, not one location... ...I mean, there's not even a single character from Free City 1 on here. Free City 2 is not an update... - It's a replacement. - Exactly. So when Free City 2 launches on Monday-- Blue Shirt Guy, all proof of our code, everything, will be deleted. He can't do that. I mean, this is artificial life we're dealing with. I mean, that's insane.
Free Guy
11.4s
Millie, put all that aside. Weird or not, when people find out about this, you could win a Nobel Prize. Oh, God. What? Oh, my God, if they see this-- - What? What is it? - Oh! Antwan. What else?
Free Guy
5.7s
What's going on with your voice? Where's your Australian accent? British. I think I know an Australian accent when I see one.
Free Guy
3.6s
- Really? You're gonna do that? - Really. Wow, you just made that really creepy.
Free Guy
7.2s
- Here you go. - Thank you. - You got it. - Guy? Hey! Hi! Guy, we need to talk.
Free Guy
3s
Millie, he's not gonna exist once the sequel launches.
