Except they are there. I know that sounds crazy, but it's true!
Free Guy
2s
Too high! Too high!
Free Guy
8.6s
Oh! Didn't see that one coming. Did you see that one coming? Scared me a little bit. We're coming for you, Blue Shirt! Coming to get ya. We're coming to get ya.
Free Guy
1.2s
Loser.
Free Guy
11.8s
I'm gonna need your sunglasses. Ooh. Ow. I'm just gonna... I'm gonna need your sunglasses for a sec. What the hell do you think you're doing? Go back to your side, man. He's just an NPC. Waste that mother-- Okay, just need to borrow them for a sec, okay?
Free Guy
1.3s
Guy?
Free Guy
2.7s
Oh! Giddy up!
Free Guy
11.9s
Hey, Mouser, check this out. What's up, Keys? What am I looking at? Okay, so, this user, he gets his glasses stolen and then killed. The guy was smoked by a non-playable character. An NPC? That's impossible.
Free Guy
18.3s
Yeah, exactly. Nobody can equip an NPC skin on their avatar. Yeah, so you just boot the trash-ass noob and ban him for life, you're done. I tried that, but I, I can't trace him. Whoever it is, they're good. Hmm. You gotta be better at your job, buddy.
Free Guy
23.6s
Rabbit. Nice skin. Thank you. That's sweet. How'd you get it? Well, uh, mostly genetics, I think. I'm pretty lucky. I have naturally dewy skin. Listen up, Neutrogena. You know you can't go around looking like that. The rules are clear. And another thing. - You can't hack the NPC avatars. - No, sir! - It screws up the mission load... - Screws it up! ...and it makes the game look bad. - Horrible! - Yeah. I got, like, 5% of that.
Free Guy
4.7s
Seriously, man. I'm just being honest, I think the bunny suit is just a little much.
Free Guy
11.9s
You can run, Blue Shirt, but you cannot hide. Come on, Blue Shirt. You can't escape the rabbit. We're apex predators. All we do is bone and brawl and slit throats.
Free Guy
1.2s
Yes.
Free Guy
19.6s
I'm pretty good. I'll see you on the inside. Select your skin. Hey, Keys, what skin are you going with? The ushe. Dirty stripper cop, big guns, bigger moustache. Hmm. Little dirt squirrel. I like it. Almost scared to ask, but what are you going with? Uh, full body moustache, hot pink. You should be very afraid. I'm terrified. Let's do this.
Free Guy
8.6s
Portal gun? That sounds expensive. Wow, you are a special kind of noob. Thank you. You too. Turn around. Okay.
Free Guy
7s
I tire of these games, Keys. It's time I went god-mode on this beyotch. Okay, bring it. Oh, it's brung. Go, go, go, go, go.
