Sure. Oh. Do I look like how I look like now? Or whenever I die? Like, do I have a funeral outfit on? - This is kind of funeral... - Doesn't matter. ...but even though it's a work uniform, 'cause I got a tie on. Let's move on from the concept, okay?
Free Guy
34.8s
It's crime o'cl-- No, I can't say that. It's not-- Okay. It's all right. I'll say it myself. - All right, you know what time it is? - No. It's crime o'cl-- Mum! Mum! Are you serious with the vacuum right now? You really have to do that here? I'm saying my catchphrase! Everybody's watching! - God! - You're 22, living in my house, there is no God! Sorry, Guy. Thank you, Mr. Buttons. We're gonna go. No, no, no! No, you gotta kill me. - I'm sorry, what? - You gotta kill me. Please kill me. Give it to me, Daddy. Give it to me! No. Please don't do that. Please don't do that. We're not gonna hurt anybody. I'm a good guy. What? What'd you say?
Free Guy
32s
You want a little bit of that Free City Itchy Kitty. - No. - Uh-huh. Yes, you do. The way you move, it's almost dirty. What about a little Thanos Glove... into a little bit of Thanos Snap? - Oh. That looked like it hurt. - Yeah, a little bit. A little Sunday Drive. You have a beautiful home. - Snakey Man? No? No Snakey Man? - Bye, Mr. Buttons. Come on, give me one snake! Just come on, man. Mum! Do not touch that sock! I swear to God, if you touch that sock you will be in therapy for the rest of your life! No! That's my special sock! Put it down!
Free Guy
18s
Please wake up from your standing coma. Look, I know this world is just a game to you and you can come and go, but, to me, this place, these people, that's all I have. And if I can help you save it, I wanna do that but you gotta wake up, please. Millie, I'm sorry for running away. Guy?
Free Guy
13.4s
That's deep. No, it's not. That's like I can taste you, deep. I want your help, Buddy. I don't have the safeword. I know what you want. I don't want that. Yeah, you do. That's touching. - They're touching. - Yeah.
Free Guy
2.5s
I know what you want. Yes, I do.
Free Guy
1.9s
It's crime o'clock, baby. Yeah.
Free Guy
4.3s
Oh, hey, uh-- Come in.
Free Guy
25.8s
- This is it? This is the game clip? - Yeah, that's it. Can you do one, single, just one solid for me? - One thing, I'll stop asking, okay? - Yeah. Just say my catchphrase. My viewers will just banana cream sandwich all over themselves if you say it. I love banana cream sandwiches. Maybe not this banana cream sandwich. Yeah, this one. Okay, perfect. Okay, so just say, "You know what time it is?" - You know what time it is? - You know what time it is? You know what time it is? You know what time it is? You know what time it is? You know what time it is? You know what time it is?
Free Guy
20.6s
Wait a minute, are you-- Are you Blue Shirt Guy? Yeah, maybe. Holy shit! You're Guy! You're Blue Shirt Guy! It's you! - Yeah. - I love you. - You do? - I mean, I'm, like, a fan. You're awesome. You can have anything you want. Wait, hold on one second. Gamers, listen up, this is Revenjamin Buttons here. I'm here with Guy. The Guy, he's in my stash house, and he's here to rob me.
Free Guy
10s
Guy, I tried to go back through, but the glitch is patched. And I never found it again. So I'm the only one that ever saw what was on the other side. But it's all here, check it out. It's pretty cool, actually. It's like a whole other world.
Free Guy
9.5s
Oh, that's so scary! It's just terrifying. I know, I know. I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Look, you may have started out living in the background, but so did I. We're done with that.