I'm just gonna put your gun down, right here, for when you wake.
Free Guy
2.9s
Oh, you wanna play, Blue Shirt? Watch this.
Free Guy
2.7s
Oh! Giddy up!
Free Guy
1.6s
I feel brand new.
Free Guy
1.4s
Do you see this?
Free Guy
1.2s
Loser.
Free Guy
1.3s
Guy?
Free Guy
8.6s
Oh! Didn't see that one coming. Did you see that one coming? Scared me a little bit. We're coming for you, Blue Shirt! Coming to get ya. We're coming to get ya.
Free Guy
10.5s
Wait! Wait! I can explain everything. I found these glasses and then I can see things now. Things that-- Whoa, whoa. Things that aren't there.
Free Guy
5.1s
Except they are there. I know that sounds crazy, but it's true!
Free Guy
2s
Too high! Too high!
Free Guy
1.7s
Hello, Officer.
Free Guy
2s
Excuse me?
Free Guy
1.2s
Yes.
Free Guy
44.7s
Lose the skin! I... Lose? How am I supposed to get rid of my skin? Take it off, man. Just take it off. What are you doing? - What? - Seriously. - The whole thing. The face, the outfit. - How? - Everything. Ditch it. - Take it off. If you don't, we're gonna kill you. - Why? - And we're gonna keep killing you. Still why? Until we do find out who you are, and then we're gonna ban you for life. Okay. No, no. Okay, I want to comply. I just find the order of those threats very confusing. - Somebody's about to get shot. - Light him up! No.
Free Guy
23.6s
Rabbit. Nice skin. Thank you. That's sweet. How'd you get it? Well, uh, mostly genetics, I think. I'm pretty lucky. I have naturally dewy skin. Listen up, Neutrogena. You know you can't go around looking like that. The rules are clear. And another thing. - You can't hack the NPC avatars. - No, sir! - It screws up the mission load... - Screws it up! ...and it makes the game look bad. - Horrible! - Yeah. I got, like, 5% of that.
Free Guy
19.6s
I'm pretty good. I'll see you on the inside. Select your skin. Hey, Keys, what skin are you going with? The ushe. Dirty stripper cop, big guns, bigger moustache. Hmm. Little dirt squirrel. I like it. Almost scared to ask, but what are you going with? Uh, full body moustache, hot pink. You should be very afraid. I'm terrified. Let's do this.
Free Guy
18.3s
Yeah, exactly. Nobody can equip an NPC skin on their avatar. Yeah, so you just boot the trash-ass noob and ban him for life, you're done. I tried that, but I, I can't trace him. Whoever it is, they're good. Hmm. You gotta be better at your job, buddy.