Oh, let me guess. - Woman with an offbeat sense of humour. - Sense of humour. An obsession with feel-good diva pop. Diva pop. Yes, that's her. She's rented space in my brain and she won't move out. And you know what? I don't want her to. Well, guess what? She won't move either in or out. You know why? 'Cause she doesn't exist. - She's just a fantasy. It's a fantasy. - That's cruel. You're cruel. - You're being rotten right now. Rotten. - I'm being real. Nobody try to be a hero. This will all be over soon.
Free Guy
8.9s
Thank you for making this with such love. You're welcome. Officer Johnny! Have a good one, Guy. Don't have a good day, have a great day!
Free Guy
1.2s
So?
Free Guy
1.7s
Cappuccino.
Free Guy
1.4s
- Okay? - Guy.
Free Guy
4.5s
No, I mean, how did we get from there to wherever this is? You mean the portal gun?
Free Guy
1.3s
Nope!
Free Guy
1.2s
Oh.
Free Guy
47.9s
I can't die! I'm never gonna die! Whoo! And that was the heartbreaking story of Blue Shirt Guy. The end. - Doesn't make sense. - What? I just checked the server stats. We killed Blue Shirt and the number of players online didn't change. It's just a glitch, man. - It's not a big deal. - I know, I know. It just seems like that's something new, you know? Keys, I know what you're thinking, okay? You should not talk to Antwan. I just think it's important to be transparent, okay? Uh-uh. No. Antwan is deep in the sequel launch. He's either not gonna care or he's gonna get pissed and then he's gonna blame us. So, I don't know what you haven't figured out about the whole situation. Also, aren't you some kinda MIT genius, indie game designer? What are you doing down here dealing with complaints? That, Mouser, is a long and pathetic story involving failed dreams, desperation, and a mountain of college debt. You do not wanna hear about that.
Free Guy
49.3s
Good morning, Goldie. Good morning, Goldie. Good fucking morning, Goldie. I have three words for you. Blue Shirt Guy. BSG is levelling up and at a record pace by playing the hero. It's got people all over the world asking, "Just who is this guy?" I don't know who this guy is, but he's out-skilling all these players. And here he is, taking out Beefoven, a level 102 from Clan Ragnarok. - This is bullshit. - Who is this guy? I don't know, but he's good. Yeah, he's good. He looks like an NPC but he's running around, levelling up crazy fast by being the freaking good guy. "This colourful character in the video game Free City "has been turning heads by being the good guy." - Piper. - Who is Blue Shirt Guy? You're absolutely right. Blue Shirt Guy. Who is he or she indeed?
Free Guy
28.7s
Look, I don't know if anybody does it, but you could rack experience points up by being a good guy. - Like a hero. - Ooh. Easy, tiger. If you don't wanna shoot people, you could steal their guns. All that shit makes your level go up. Go be the good guy. Okay. No, I'm gonna be the great guy. Ooh! Ooh. Okay, well, enjoy your lifetime supply of virginity. Off you go. Okay. Wait! How will I know that I've levelled up enough? - Uh, get over 100, then we'll talk. - Whoa. - Bye now. - That's so much more than one. - Like, 99 more. - Bye now. Okay.
Free Guy
15.8s
Yeah, I didn't totally get it either. But Millie's got a real instinct for these things. Antwan is a genius. He's brash and obnoxious, but he's really good at what he does. It's a chance for our work to be seen by a wider audience. - God, those two were young and dumb. - Jeez. So we're breaking and entering now?
Free Guy
3s
There's a worldwide craze that has captured kids' hearts-- Blue Shirt Guy!
Free Guy
2.7s
We never dreamt this would've happened.
Free Guy
1.2s
Hello, Hinata.
Free Guy
1.2s
Thanks, Guy.
Free Guy
12s
- Experience, guns... - Yeah. - Put that down. - Uh-huh. Money. This is Free City. You could rob a store, carjack someone, punch a pedestrian in the face. You'll figure it out. Oh, I'd never hurt innocent people.
Free Guy
11.5s
If you ever met the dick responsible for this world, you'd agree. Are we talking about God? You've met God? And he's a dick? His name's Antwan, and, yes, he's an absolute troll.