Oh, you gotta try this. You're gonna think I'm crazy. This is my favourite flavour in the whole world. - We'll take two of the usual, please. - You got it, Guy. It's bubble gum flavour. You think I'm crazy, don't you? Guy, get out of my brain hole! I love bubble gum ice cream. No, you don't. Are you making fun of me right now? No! Nobody likes bubble gum ice cream. No, I do. I had a relationship end over bubble gum ice cream. - No way. Here. - Yeah. - Cheers. - Cheers. Mmm.
Free Guy
9.5s
He is an algorithm who thinks he's alive. I mean, hell, technically, he is alive. He is the first real artificial intelligence.
Free Guy
8.3s
Millie, open up! Millie, it's me, it's Keys! Open up! Come on! Millie! It's me, open up! - What? - You were right.
Free Guy
5.9s
Bye, Molotov. Hey, my real name is Millie.
Free Guy
3.1s
Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Okay. Bye. - Okay.
Free Guy
3.4s
Yeah. And then I saw you.
Free Guy
1.9s
Then I saw you.
Free Guy
1m21s
They say over a billion NPCs are killed every year. Now, I'm not gonna lie, that's at least 50% my fault. I used to shoot all the secondary characters when I was bored, you know? And then, I'd teabag 'em a little bit. Who the hell even knows who this Blue Shirt Guy is? But I'll tell you this, he's got me thinkin' about NPCs and how I play the game. The game wasn't even made for someone like this, for a player to be a good guy. He's also a really cute guy. And not just the face, you know, like, the whole thing. And, honestly, it's got me realising, maybe we've been thinking about NPCs wrong this whole time. I think Blue Shirt Guy's like a symbol, you know? Like, maybe people can be whatever they want. He's like an icon. Is that the right word? Like, he reminds us of what's possible. Also, he's, like, crazy hot. Oh, my God, totally. I'd hit those pixels hard. We should all be more like Blue Shirt Guy. Maybe we just stop the killing. He's dead! You hear me? The guy, put him up here. Put him up here on the screen. Put him on the screen. Make me see him. There he is. Yes. There he is, the little do-gooder. I thought you liked Blue Shirt. Don't say words to me! People are so busy watching this loser on Twitch and YouTube. You know what they're not doing, guys? Buying Free City 2. - Pre-sales are down 16%. - 60. 60. That's bad. Oh, we are 48 hours from launch.
Free Guy
11.3s
Why not? Because he's not a hacker, Antwan. He's an NPC. You're tryin' to tell me that all this shit about a self-aware NPC is real? Yeah. I don't know how or why, but he's real.
Free Guy
8.1s
You know, this whole good guy routine, it is a bad influence, and is bad for the franchise. I want him gone. I don't care who it is, boot him. You can't.
Free Guy
7.4s
He's very expressive with his body. Clearly. What is that? It's a whole new world over there. Some kinda paradise and shit.
Free Guy
5s
Yeah, he's gone viral. Yeah, a virus that's giving me ass and ball cancer at the same time!
Free Guy
4.4s
Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay. What to do? What to do? Got it.
Free Guy
1.4s
I didn't have time to wrap it.
Free Guy
1.2s
I got you a present.
Free Guy
1.4s
Millie, please.
Free Guy
1.5s
And kip-up!
Free Guy
9.5s
He's losing me money. So, I don't care if he's Arnold-Frickin'-Schwarzen-Vader. Terminate him. Reboot. - On it. - You can't do that. Reboot!