That security guard right there was a goddamn hero.
Free Guy
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Antwan, stop!
Free Guy
3.2s
You did it!
Free Guy
1.2s
Oh.
Free Guy
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Good morning, Goldie. Good morning, Goldie. Good fucking morning, Goldie. I have three words for you. Blue Shirt Guy. BSG is levelling up and at a record pace by playing the hero. It's got people all over the world asking, "Just who is this guy?" I don't know who this guy is, but he's out-skilling all these players. And here he is, taking out Beefoven, a level 102 from Clan Ragnarok. - This is bullshit. - Who is this guy? I don't know, but he's good. Yeah, he's good. He looks like an NPC but he's running around, levelling up crazy fast by being the freaking good guy. "This colourful character in the video game Free City "has been turning heads by being the good guy." - Piper. - Who is Blue Shirt Guy? You're absolutely right. Blue Shirt Guy. Who is he or she indeed?
Free Guy
2.5s
Looks likely. Cool.
Free Guy
1.9s
You get to that build.
Free Guy
5.7s
I've been scared my whole damn life. But I'm not scared anymore.
Free Guy
28.7s
Look, I don't know if anybody does it, but you could rack experience points up by being a good guy. - Like a hero. - Ooh. Easy, tiger. If you don't wanna shoot people, you could steal their guns. All that shit makes your level go up. Go be the good guy. Okay. No, I'm gonna be the great guy. Ooh! Ooh. Okay, well, enjoy your lifetime supply of virginity. Off you go. Okay. Wait! How will I know that I've levelled up enough? - Uh, get over 100, then we'll talk. - Whoa. - Bye now. - That's so much more than one. - Like, 99 more. - Bye now. Okay.
Free Guy
1.4s
Trolls exist?
Free Guy
3.5s
- Buddy! Buddy! - No, no! Keep going! Go without me!
Free Guy
1.7s
- That's tough. No. - No.
Free Guy
2.1s
It's been the best day of my life.
Free Guy
4.2s
You know that this is, like, the dumbest deal in the history of dumb deals, right?
Free Guy
1.2s
Hi.
Free Guy
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I can't die! I'm never gonna die! Whoo! And that was the heartbreaking story of Blue Shirt Guy. The end. - Doesn't make sense. - What? I just checked the server stats. We killed Blue Shirt and the number of players online didn't change. It's just a glitch, man. - It's not a big deal. - I know, I know. It just seems like that's something new, you know? Keys, I know what you're thinking, okay? You should not talk to Antwan. I just think it's important to be transparent, okay? Uh-uh. No. Antwan is deep in the sequel launch. He's either not gonna care or he's gonna get pissed and then he's gonna blame us. So, I don't know what you haven't figured out about the whole situation. Also, aren't you some kinda MIT genius, indie game designer? What are you doing down here dealing with complaints? That, Mouser, is a long and pathetic story involving failed dreams, desperation, and a mountain of college debt. You do not wanna hear about that.