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Hey, Flash, want to hear a joke? No! Sure. Okay. What do you call a three-humped camel? I don't... know. What... do... you call... - a... - Three-humped camel. ...three-humped... camel? Pregnant. Yes, very funny, very funny. Can we please just focus on the... - Hey... - Wait, wait, wait! ...Priscilla! Oh, no! Yes... Flash? What... do... - No! - ...you call a... A three-humped camel? "Pregnant!" Okay, great, we got it. ...three... humped...
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Judy, you ever wonder how your mom and me got to be so darn happy? Nope. Well, we gave up on our dreams and we settled. Right, Bon? Oh, yes, that's right, Stu. We settled hard. See, that's the beauty of complacency, Jude. If you don't try anything new, you'll never fail. I like trying actually. What you father means, hon... is it's gonna be difficult, impossible even, for you to become a police officer. Right. There's never been a bunny cop. Bunnies don't do that. - Never. - Never.
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Give me your tickets right now... or I'm gonna kick your meek little sheep butt. Cut it out, Gideon! What are you gonna do? Cry? Hey! You heard her. Cut it out. Nice costume, loser. What crazy world are you living in where you think a bunny could be a cop? Kindly return my friend's tickets. Come and get them. But watch out, because I'm a fox, and like you said in your dumb little stage play... us predators used to eat prey. And that killer instinct is still in our "Dunnah." I'm pretty much sure it's pronounced "DNA." Don't tell me what I know, Travis. You don't scare me, Gideon. - You scared now? - Look at her nose twitch! She is scared! Cry little baby bunny. Cry, cry... You don't know when to quit, do you? I want you to remember this moment... the next time you think you will ever be anything more than just a stupid... carrot-farming, dumb bunny.
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This is a simple misunderstanding. You come here, unannounced, on the day my daughter is to be married. Well, actually, we were brought here against our will, so... The point is, I did not know that it was your car... and I certainly did not know about your daughter's wedding. I trusted you, Nicky. I welcomed you into my home. We broke bread together. Gram-mama made you a cannoli. And how did you repay my generosity? With a rug made from the butt of a skunk. A skunk-butt rug. You disrespected me. You disrespected my Gram-mama, who I buried in that skunk butt rug. I told you never to show your face here again but here you are... snooping around with this... What are you? A performer? What's with the costume? Sir. I am a... Mime! She is a mime. This... mime cannot speak. You can't speak if you're a mime. No, I am a cop. And I'm on the Emmitt Otterton case. And my evidence puts him in your car. So intimidate me all you want. I'm going to find out what you did to that otter if it's the last thing I do. Then I have only one request. Say hello to Gram-mama. Ice 'em. I didn't see nothing! I'm not saying nothing! And you never will. Please! No, no, no! If you're mad at me about the rug, I've got more rugs! Daddy! It's time for our dance! What did we say? No icing anyone at my wedding! I have to, baby. Daddy has to. Ice 'em. No, no no! Wait. Please! She's the bunny that saved my life yesterday! From that giant donut. This bunny? Yeah! Hi! Hi. I love your dress.
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