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Quill, to make it through that... you'd have to be the greatest pilot in the universe. Lucky for us, I... I am. ROCKET: What are you doing? I've been flying this rig since I was 10 years old. I was cybernetically engineered to pilot a spacecraft. You were cybernetically engineered to be a douchebag!

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You put your turd in my bed, I shave you. Oh, it won't be my turd. It will be Drax's. I have famously huge turds. We're about to die, and this is what we're discussing?

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It's called Berhert. How many jumps? Only one. But the access point is 47 clicks away. And you have to go through that quantum asteroid field.

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All command modules... fire with the intent to kill.

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Our weapons are down. 20 clicks to the jump!

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We still have a Sovereign craft behind us.

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What's the nearest habitable planet?

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It is heresy of the highest order.

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Where is the other half of our ship? QUILL: My ship. GAMORA: Either one of you could have gotten us through that field... had you flown with what's between your ears instead of what's between your legs!

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What is the delay, Admiral? High Priestess, the batteries, they are exceptionally combustible... and could destroy the entire fleet. Our concern is their slight against our people.

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If what's between my legs had a hand on it... I guarantee I could have landed this ship with it.

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We hired them and they steal from us.

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GAMORA: Look at this!

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That was awesome!

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Damn it!

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Yes!

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What if this man is your Hasselhoff?

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I have never felt such humor! So unbelievably uncool. Oh, Quill. Touch me, and the only thing you're gonna feel is a broken jaw.

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You put your turd in my bed, I shave you. Oh, it won't be my turd. It will be Drax's. I have famously huge turds. We're about to die, and this is what we're discussing?

It's called Berhert. How many jumps? Only one. But the access point is 47 clicks away. And you have to go through that quantum asteroid field.

All command modules... fire with the intent to kill.

Our weapons are down. 20 clicks to the jump!

We still have a Sovereign craft behind us.

What's the nearest habitable planet?

It is heresy of the highest order.

Where is the other half of our ship? QUILL: My ship. GAMORA: Either one of you could have gotten us through that field... had you flown with what's between your ears instead of what's between your legs!

What is the delay, Admiral? High Priestess, the batteries, they are exceptionally combustible... and could destroy the entire fleet. Our concern is their slight against our people.

If what's between my legs had a hand on it... I guarantee I could have landed this ship with it.

We hired them and they steal from us.

GAMORA: Look at this!

That was awesome!

Damn it!

Yes!

What if this man is your Hasselhoff?

I have never felt such humor! So unbelievably uncool. Oh, Quill. Touch me, and the only thing you're gonna feel is a broken jaw.