I think we may have found your cosmic reason for being here. I'm pretty sure this isn't it. DEADPOOL: X-Force.
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[BREATHING HEAVILY]
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[GROANS]
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Oh. That's got some zip.
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OFFICER: Okay, get these guys in the pod. Take them to the Ice Box.[SIRENS WAILING] [INDISTINCT CHATTER]
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What in the... Why is your hand so tiny again? That's not my hand. Oh! Mary, mother of Joseph! That was nice for me. [DOOR OPENS] Wade! I heard what happened with the convoy and... [GASPS]
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We got no brakes! [STRAINING] Figure it out!
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[GROANS]
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Showtime, mama! Lady Luck, take the wheel.
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OFFICER: Stand down! Hold your fire! Wade, what did you do? Colossus, no! You were right, Wade. You are not X-Men material. No shit, Shiny Gandhi! What was your first clue? The hollow point through that fuckhead's face? That kid was abused! You can always tell! COLOSSUS: We have rules! You are not judge, jury or executioner! Fuck your rules! I fight for what's right! And sometimes you gotta fight dirty! You let me down for the last time, Wade.
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[SHOUTING CONTINUES] [GRUNTS] Hey, baby!
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[GASPS]
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[GRUNTS]
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What in the ass? Is this apartment listed on Tinder? Grindr? You picked the wrong shithole to fuck, future boy. Ugh. Is that really necessary?
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[SQUEAKS]
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Second biggest guy. The last thing I need is more hepatitis. Oh, it's slippery, too. This table needs a wipe down! Can we get a wipe down on the table? [GROANS] [INMATES EXCLAIM] Kid, I think you picked the wrong side. No, I didn't! He's my friend! Zip it. We're not friends. [INMATES CHEERING]