Wrong. (GROANS) I'm injecting you with a serum... that activates any mutant genes lurking in your DNA. For it to work we need to subject you to extreme stress.
Deadpool
4s
Oral fixation or just a big Stallone fan? (MUFFLED GROAN)
Deadpool
3.4s
But if you think super-human powers are acquired painlessly...
Deadpool
2.1s
Mr. Wilson, my name's Ajax.
Deadpool
1.3s
What's up with the matches?
Deadpool
2s
(BREATHING HEAVILY)
Deadpool
1.4s
Patience, Angel.
Deadpool
1.5s
I'm calling Wang.
Deadpool
1.5s
(WADE GROANING)
Deadpool
3s
One thing that never survives this place is a sense of humor.
Deadpool
1.7s
Oh, joke away.
Deadpool
1.7s
(IN BRITISH ACCENT) Is it Basil Fawlty?
Deadpool
8.8s
Hey, is Ajax your actual name? Becauseitsounds suspiciously made up. What is it, really? Kevin? Bruce? Scott? Mitch? The Rickster?
Deadpool
6.7s
Right in the middle there. Just, I don't... A little nugget of romaine lettuce or something. (SIGHS)
