You don't want to kill me. I'm the only one who can fix your ugly mug. (GRUNTING)
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(GRUNTING)
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(EXPLODING)
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FRANCIS: Fucking hell. Looks like someone lost his shot at Homecoming King. What have you done to me? I've merely raised your stress levels high enough to trigger a mutation. You sadistic fuck!
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DeadpooL That sounds like a fucking franchise. (GLASSES CLINK)
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(GRUNTS AND LAUGHS)
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(INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS CONTINUE)
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(GRUNTING)
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Here's what I'm actually gonna do. I'm gonna work through his crew until somebody gives up Francis... force him to fix this, then put a bullet in his skull... and fuck the brain hole. I don't wanna see that or think of it again. But the douchebag does thinks you're dead, right? Yeah.
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You look like an avocado had sex with an older, more disgusting avocado. Yeah. Not gently. Like it was hate-fucking. There was something wrong with the relationship... and that was the only catharsis that they could find without violence. And the only guy who can fix this fugly mug... is the British shitstick who ran the mutant factory. And he's gone. Poof! Yeah, well you gotta do something to remedy this... because as of now, you only have one course of action. Damn straight. Find Francis. Star in horror films. What? Star in your own horror films. Because you look like Freddy Krueger face-fucked a topographical map of Utah.
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Come on, Wade, it can't be that bad.
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All you need now is a suit and a nickname... like Wade the Wisecracker... or Scaredevil, Mr. Neverdie.
