It's pretty fucking awesome over here. I can have anything I want. Can every day be International Women's Day? It is heaven. I love you.
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WADE: Why? VANESSA: You'll find out.
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Woodpecker. Gingivitis.
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I know. I love you, too.
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Is this heaven?
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I am so sorry.
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It is now.
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Can you see it? Do you see that beautiful bright light? There it is. Oh, that's the sun. Don't stare directly into that. I just have a few final words. [EXHALES]
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Go on. Go, get out of here.
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What is it? What's wrong?
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I missed you so much.
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[WINDING MUSIC BOX]
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DEADPOOL: To understand why I took a cat-nap on 1,200 gallons of high-test fuel... I need to take you back to the dewy slopes of six weeks ago. I'd gone international, taking out mass murderers, gangsters, unspeakable monsters. People nobody would touch. Except me. I'm gonna touch them all over. [CELL PHONE RINGING]
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[IN ENGLISH] I don't speak Cantonese, Mister... Well, I'm not even gonna attempt that. But I did take 8th grade Spanish, so... [SPEAKING SPANISH] Which literally translates to... I don't bargain, pumpkin fucker. [CELL PHONE CLATTERS]
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[BREATHING HEAVILY] [GASPS] [SHUSHING]
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[SNIFFING]
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DEADPOOL: Hey, it's Gail calling. Love the shiny suit. Really brings out the sex trafficker in your eyes. [SPEAKING CANTONESE]
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Oh. Oh, this isn't Gilbert's. I am so sorry. I thought this was an anal-bleaching party. [GUNS FIRING] [GRUNTING]
