Sorry I'm late. There was a bunch of handicapable children stuck in a tree... and I had to, uh... Uh-uh. You're right. I was fighting a caped badass. But then we discovered his mom is named Martha, too. No.You got me. I was rounding up all the gluten in the world and launching it into space... where it can't not hurt us ever again. Try again. Diarrhea? We can't be sure until I get this suit off... but, uh, all signs point to yes. Traffic? Hmm? Kiss me like you miss me, Red. Well, come here.
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[VANESSA MOANS] I'm gonna shower and get out of this suit. Don't you want your surprise? Do I look like a patient burn victim?
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Like Cher or Todd. You gotta pump a baby in me first, cowboy. Yes, I do. Let's watch some porn and show that bed who's boss. Let's do that.
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♪ Papa... ♪ ♪ Can you hear me? ♪ ♪ Papa, can you see me? ♪ Does this song sound familiar to you?
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Open yours. All right, all right.
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[TAKE ON MEPLAYING]
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I got one for you, too.
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Skee-Ball token. Our first date. Yup. That's genuine, high-grade lead.
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Codswallop. Do You Want to Build a Snowman?
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Happy anniversary, baby. Open, open, open.
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It's all right. I'll be here.
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[MELLOW MUSIC PLAYING]
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VANESSA: Your F-word.
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VANESSA: It's okay.
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They need you. Who?
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Now, go.
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Sorry I'm late. There was a bunch of handicapable children who were stuck in a tree. No.No. But I did have to help a kid.Yeah. He's got a terrible name. It's just awful. Ugh. I tried to tell him.
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It's not time. What do you mean it's not time? I'm here, I made it. You can't stay. No, no, no. I'm staying. I'm not going anywhere without you. It's okay. There's a time for us. It's just not now.
