Ha. You belong here at home. Surrounded by your Voltron and your Bernadette, and your me.
Deadpool
9.3s
Bernadette is not going anywhere, because you're not going anywhere. Drink. You're right. Cancer is only in my liver, lungs, prostate, and brain. All things I can live without.
Deadpool
2.1s
Well, maybe not the most.
Deadpool
5.4s
Now, I'm about to do to you what Limp Bizkit did to music in the late 90s. (METAL CLAN KS)
Deadpool
12.8s
FRANCIS: Well, hello, gorgeous. WADE: Yeah, like I got bit by a radioactive Shar-Pei. Yeah. And whose fault is that, huh, Francis? Yeah, time to undo what you did to this butterface. Please, you should thank me. Apparently, I made you immortal.
Deadpool
7.9s
At least now I'm gonna win the dead pool. Now that you're gonna die tragically of cancer. I got it, Weas. Thanks. Oh.
Deadpool
5.7s
Look how happy you look here. Mind if I keep this? Put it up, so I can remember when you looked alive.
Deadpool
5.9s
Chechnya. Isn't that where you go to get cancer? You got China and Central Mexico.
Deadpool
3.5s
You know how they say "cancer" in Spanish? No.
Deadpool
3.7s
El Cancer. Oh. I could have guessed that.
Deadpool
2.3s
Wade fucking Wilson.
Deadpool
1.2s
(CHUCKLES SLOWLY)
Deadpool
12.7s
(THUDS) Ow. Pro: They pull down a gaggle of ass. Local dry cleaning discounts. Lucrative film deals, both origin stories and larger ensemble team movies. Con: They're all lame-ass teacher's pets.
Deadpool
11.9s
This is a shameful and reckless use of your powers. You will both be coming with us. WADE: Look, Colossus, I don't have time for the goody two-shoes bullshit right now! And you are?
Deadpool
7.3s
Negasonic Teenage Warhead. Negasonic Teenage... What the shit? That's the coolest name ever!
Deadpool
3.2s
I represent an organization that may be able to help.
Deadpool
4.2s
And what's more, give you abilities most men only dream of?
