You look like an avocado had sex with an older, more disgusting avocado. Yeah. Not gently. Like it was hate-fucking. There was something wrong with the relationship... and that was the only catharsis that they could find without violence. And the only guy who can fix this fugly mug... is the British shitstick who ran the mutant factory. And he's gone. Poof! Yeah, well you gotta do something to remedy this... because as of now, you only have one course of action. Damn straight. Find Francis. Star in horror films. What? Star in your own horror films. Because you look like Freddy Krueger face-fucked a topographical map of Utah.
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God, he's so fucking gnarly. WOMAN: Look at his face. MAN: Oh, my God. Poor guy. FEMALE PEDESTRIAN: Honey, don't stare. MALE PEDESTRIANI Freak. (INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS) (BREATHING HEAVILY)
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Ah, bullshit! I'm a monster inside and out. I belong in a fucking circus. Wade, Vanessa loves you. She doesn't care what you... Oh! Oh.
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I put all my money on you and now... ljustreahzed I'm never gonna win the, uh... Dead pool.
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DeadpooL That sounds like a fucking franchise. (GLASSES CLINK)
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Come on, Wade, it can't be that bad.
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To you, Mr. Pool.
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FRANCIS: If you're lucky, the mutant genes will activate and manifest in a spectacular fashion.
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You're gonna leave me all alone here with less-angry Rosie O'Donnell?
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It's been bothering me for a long time. (LAUGHS) Ah, made you look.
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One thing that never survives this place is a sense of humor.
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Also soorohed my nerve endings, so I no longer feel pain.
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You have something in your teeth.
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In my case, it enhanced my reflexes.
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Thanks! Thank you. Thank you.
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Now, what we're going to do is lower the oxygen concentration in the air... to the exact point you feel like you're suffocating. If your brainwaves slow, meaning you're about to pass out... then we'll turn up the O2.
