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God, I miss cocaine.
Deadpool
There. All caught up.
Deadpool
(KNOCKING ON DOOR)
Deadpool
And also, uh, there's about 116 kilos of cocaine buried somewhere in the apartment... right next to the cure for blindness. Good luck.
Deadpool
(CHUCKLES) Ah, Dopinder. Pool. Dead.
Deadpool
He is as dishonorable as he is attractive.
Deadpool
Daddy left before I was conceived.
Deadpool
But there was only one thing... that really mattered.
Deadpool
(GROANS) Whoa, whoa! 41 confirmed kills. Now it's 89. About to be 90.
Deadpool
So you, uh... bump fuzzies for money? Yep. Rough childhood? Rougher than yours. Daddy left before I was born.
Deadpool
Her. (GASPS) Fourth-wall break inside a fourth-wall break. That's like 16 walls.
Deadpool
Where were you hiding that? Nowhere.
Deadpool
