Residents are advised to remain in their homes. The assailant appears to be armed, dangerous, and wearing... a red suit. A red suit.
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(PEOPLE CLAMORING) MAN: Get out of the way! (INDISTINCT SHOUTING AND SCREAMING)
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The house that blows up every few years? Please. House blowing up builds character.
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WADE: Hey! Whoo! (GUNS FIRING) (WOMAN SCREAMS)
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Gridlock has kept police from the scene.
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REPORTER: Now, breaking news.
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Did I leave the stove on?
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WADE: Wait!
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Everyone thinks it's a full-time job. Wake up a hero, brush your teeth a hero, go to work a hero.
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Did you really think there was a cure... for that?
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Four or five moments, that's all it takes.
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The way the world sees us.
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The way we...
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Be a hero.
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What?
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To?
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(THUDS) Ow. Pro: They pull down a gaggle of ass. Local dry cleaning discounts. Lucrative film deals, both origin stories and larger ensemble team movies. Con: They're all lame-ass teacher's pets.
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This is a shameful and reckless use of your powers. You will both be coming with us. WADE: Look, Colossus, I don't have time for the goody two-shoes bullshit right now! And you are?
