Not if there's nothing left of him to heal. You know, it's funny. I almost miss the fucker.
Deadpool
1.2s
He can't.
Deadpool
1.9s
Right. And when he heals?
Deadpool
4.2s
Still, we'll put him out of our misery. On our terms.
Deadpool
1.7s
I only wish I healed the same.
Deadpool
6.6s
I raided my stash of wisdom tooth Percocet... and I am orbiting fucking Saturn right now.
Deadpool
5.7s
(WADE GRUNTS SLOWLY) Tylenol PM? You can stick that where you stuck the Bactin.
Deadpool
1.2s
Oh.
Deadpool
1.5s
I like a challenge.
Deadpool
10.1s
I get why you're so pissy... but your mood's never gonna brighten till you find this woman... and tell her how you feel. What do I keep telling you, Mrs. Magoo? She wouldn't have me.
Deadpool
8.4s
If you could see me, you'd understand. Looks aren't everything. Looks are everything. You ever heard David Beckham speak? It's like he mouth-sexed a can of helium.
Deadpool
7.4s
So, you're just gonna lie there and whimper? No, I'm gonna wait till this arm plows through puberty... and then I'm gonna come up with a whole new Christmas Day plan.
Deadpool
2.5s
I suppose I'd wear a mask too if I had a face like that.
Deadpool
2.2s
But I appreciate the gesture.
Deadpool
1.4s
(SIGHS)
Deadpool
1.2s
Ugh.
Deadpool
5.9s
You don't want any clothes that are not monochromatic? Have fun at your midnight showing of Blade ll.
Deadpool
4.7s
I've seen this girl. FRANCIS: Ah, this must be Vanessa. I've heard so much about you.
