Upside of being blind: I've never seen you in Crocs. You mean my big, rubber masturbating shoes? AL: Yes, I know.
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Dopmden Hmm?
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Catching him was my only chance to be hot again, get my super sexy ex back... and prevent this shit from happening to someone else. So,yeah, today was about as much fun as a sandpaper dildo.
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(JAZZ MUSIC PLAYING)
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Knock 'em dead, PoolBoy!
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WADE: And that is why, in my opinion... the movie Cocoon is pure pornography.
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(GROANS) Ta... Da.
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I'm gonna wait out here, okay? It's a big house. It's funny that I only ever see two of you. It's almost like the studio couldn't afford another X-Man.
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(WHIMPERS)
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(SIGHS LOUDLY) So, any luck winning Gita back?
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In exchange, I said that I would considerjoining his boy band. It's not boy band. Sure it's not.
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Please. Anything's an improvement over the Hurdal. I'd have taken an Hemnes or a Trysil over the Hurdal.
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Whoa!
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He's got my girl. You're gonna help me get her back.
