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Fucking Wade Wilson.
Deadpool
He's super dead.
Deadpool
You're a lovely lady, but I'm saving myself for Francis. That's why I brought him. I prefer not to hit a woman, so please...
Deadpool
WADE; Wh00! Superhero landing!
Deadpool
(MUMBLING) Put her down over here.
Deadpool
DOPMDER: Leave a message and have a happy day. God damn it! I'm gonna do this the old fashioned way... with two swords and maximum effort.
Deadpool
What's my name? Oh, I'mma fuckin' spell it out for ya.
Deadpool
Cue the music. (HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYING)
Deadpool
Let's see how he fights with your head on the block.
Deadpool
Ripley, from Alien 3!
Deadpool
You know, that's really hard on your knees.
Deadpool
And also, uh, there's about 116 kilos of cocaine buried somewhere in the apartment... right next to the cure for blindness. Good luck.
Deadpool
Look away, child.
Deadpool
I'd go with you, but I don't want to.
Deadpool
