I watched my own birthday party through the keyhole of a locked closet... which also happens to be my... Your bedroom. Lucky. I slept in a dishwasher box. (GASPS) You had a dishwasher.
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2.2s
It's time to put balls in holes.
Deadpool
1.4s
I'd hit that.
Deadpool
3.2s
(GROANS) Canada!
Deadpool
3s
One thing that never survives this place is a sense of humor.
Deadpool
1.2s
(CARS HONKING)
Deadpool
4s
Oral fixation or just a big Stallone fan? (MUFFLED GROAN)
Deadpool
2.1s
Mr. Wilson, my name's Ajax.
Deadpool
1.9s
You have something in your teeth.
Deadpool
5.2s
You're never going home after this. Now there's a brave face.
Deadpool
4.2s
In my case, it enhanced my reflexes.
Deadpool
12.5s
Say the magic words, Fat Gandalf. I'm sorry. Breathe through the nose. I don't have a filter between my brain and my... Let go. Okay. Hey,oh,oh,oh“. Hakuna his tatas. He's sorry. I'm working on it. Get out of here. Go. Go cast a spell.
Deadpool
1.5s
Ever had a cigarette put out on your skin?
Deadpool
2.3s
(BREATHING HEAVILY)
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10.7s
Hey, what can I get for, uh, $275 and a... a Yogurtland rewards card? Baby, about 48 minutes of whatever the fuck you want.
