(CHUCKLES) on! That sweater is terrible. (LAUGHS) But red looks good on you. Red's your color. Brings out the bloodshot in your eyes.
Deadpool
19.7s
You love skee ball. Apparently more than you love vagina. That's a tough call. (SCOFFS) (STUTTERS) I just wanna get to know the real you, you know. Not the short-shorted, two-dimensional sex object peddled by Hollywood. VANESSA: Balls in holes. (HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYING) Balls in holes. Prepare to lose tragically. Bring it, big man. Okay.
Deadpool
4.1s
This had been the ultimate commercial break. (TOILET FLUSHING) (SIGHS)
Deadpool
1.3s
I love you.
Deadpool
1.4s
Empire.
Deadpool
5.7s
Look how happy you look here. Mind if I keep this? Put it up, so I can remember when you looked alive.
Deadpool
5.9s
Chechnya. Isn't that where you go to get cancer? You got China and Central Mexico.
Deadpool
1.2s
(CHUCKLES SLOWLY)
Deadpool
3.7s
El Cancer. Oh. I could have guessed that.
Deadpool
3.8s
Looking good, Francis. Well rested. Like you've been pitching, not catching.
Deadpool
2.3s
Wade fucking Wilson.
Deadpool
9.5s
Oh... I wouldn't do that if I were you. See, here's the problem with round-the-clock torture... is that you can't really step it up from there.
