Fuck, you're old. (CACKLES) Fakelaugh. Hiding real pain. Go get Silver Balls. You guys going for a bite? Early bird special? Oh, like there's something wrong with eating before sundown or saving money.
Deadpool
7s
Wade... there's something I've been meaning to ask you. But only because you haven't gotten around to asking me.
Deadpool
3s
And, uh, we're like two jigsaw pieces, you know, the weird curvy edges...
Deadpool
2s
Let's see how he fights with your head on the block.
Deadpool
2.5s
(MAN SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY OVER P.A.)
Deadpool
3.5s
No, you know that bad guy that you let go?
Deadpool
2.9s
I'd go with you, but I don't want to.
Deadpool
1.7s
Ripley, from Alien 3!
Deadpool
13.2s
WADE: Not often a dude ruins your face... skull-stomps your sanity, grabs your future baby mama... and personally sees to four of your five shittiest moments. Let's just say it's beginning to look a lot like Christmas.
Deadpool
7.9s
You're a lovely lady, but I'm saving myself for Francis. That's why I brought him. I prefer not to hit a woman, so please...
Deadpool
4s
What's my name? Oh, I'mma fuckin' spell it out for ya.
Deadpool
2.4s
WADE; Wh00! Superhero landing!
Deadpool
3.2s
I mean, that's why I brought her?
Deadpool
1.4s
(PHONE RINGING)
Deadpool
2.1s
(GROANS)
Deadpool
12.5s
Say the magic words, Fat Gandalf. I'm sorry. Breathe through the nose. I don't have a filter between my brain and my... Let go. Okay. Hey,oh,oh,oh“. Hakuna his tatas. He's sorry. I'm working on it. Get out of here. Go. Go cast a spell.
