And by dance, I mean... let's try to kill each other.
Deadpool
1.7s
Wrong choice of words.
Deadpool
3.7s
COLOSSUS: Come on, Wade. Language. Young one is present.
Deadpool
5s
What in the ass? That was not mean. I'm proud of you!
Deadpool
1.4s
Are you sure?
Deadpool
1.2s
Yeah.
Deadpool
16.4s
Oh, hello. I know, right? Whose balls did I have to fondle to get my very own movie? I can't tell you, but it does rhyme with "Polverine." And let me tell you, he's got a nice pair of smooth criminals down under.
Deadpool
2.4s
Shall we turn back? No, no time.
Deadpool
1.9s
Fucking mutant.
Deadpool
4.9s
(LAUGHING) Wham! As promised.
Deadpool
1.2s
I'm sure.
Deadpool
8.7s
We will make an X-Man of you yet, Wade. For a second there, it felt like we were three mini-lion robots... coming together to form one super robot.
Deadpool
7.7s
WADE: See? You don't need to be a superhero to get the girl. The right girl will bring out the hero in you.
Deadpool
4.7s
I'm not the same underneath this suit, either. No.
Deadpool
1.5s
Hey.
Deadpool
15.4s
You know, for a mere, you're pretty warm-blooded. Ibetyoulet the kid off easy, too. Oh, he's not a bad kid, Weas. Just a little light stalking. I was way worse than him when I was his age. I was traveling to exotic places... Baghdad, Mogadishu, Jacksonville, meeting new and exciting people. And then, uh...
Deadpool
16.2s
Why do you make me make that? Kelly, Kelly, Kelly... Take that over to Buck please, and tell him it's from Boothe. Little foreplay. Remind me what good will come of this? I don't take the shits. I just disturb them. BUCK: Boothe! Oh! Easy, man. Hold up! Hold up! What you want? (GRUNTS) (ALL EXCLAIMING)
Deadpool
9s
Nobody wins today. Nice try, Wade. You got me. I picked Boothe in the dead pool. Who did you pick? Yeah, Wade, about that, um...
